Italian characters

>Italian characters
>Talk like they're the dumbest motherfuckers you've ever seen
>"It's just X, y'know?"
>It's X? What do you mean it's X? What the fuck does X mean?
>"Uh you know, X, it's like-"
>"No I don't fuckin know X, are you making fun of me?"
>Character has to beat women
>Okay for him to cheat but if the woman does she's dead
>Character has to get in a screaming match with his girl

There I just wrote a Scorsese movie, give me an Oscar.

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>italian-americans are stupid
wow no shit

>"fuhgettaboutit""

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This is just how high-T/low-inhibition makes speak. Keep seething incel.

Another Marveltard still seething about Martin’s based and true evaluation of that dumbshit franchise?
Based.

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accurate since Italians are on average fucking retards, but the above average ones are very intelligent.. some might even say wicked smart

>It's just gay y'know
>It's gay? What do you mean it's gay? What the fuck does gay mean?
>Uh you know, gay, it's like suckin your Brothas cock
>No I don't fuckin know gay, are you making fun of me?

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>be an Italian growing up in Brooklyn in an age before the internet
>stand around in groups on the street because there’s nothing else to do and the “important” adults are inside the restaurants and businesses and will call to you if they need something
>smoke and joke with your friends and peers
>standing around smoking and joking for hours is where mindless banter and witty observation comes from

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>wicked smart
That's New England Irish, not Italian

Also, Scorsese is a legend, most of his films will stand the test of time, OP sounds like an oversocialized bug, and the MCU is the cinematic equivalent of oat milk.

Can't wait for his next true cinema about Frankie, Paulie, Tony and Joey shooting each other over muh honor and famila.

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I hate capeshit and watched raging bull the other day and it was good, but I quickly got annoyed when the dialogue devolved to "oh is that the way it is?!" "Yeah that's the way it is!" " That's the fuckin way it is huh?" "Yeah that's the way it is!"

Small brain user is so used to not thinking that when he connects a string of reductive and very shallow conclusions, he thinks he's clever, kek.

Every one of these memes are only related to Goodfellas.

>another 4chantards arguing that's not how some people talk

typical.

>mfw that still sounds better than all marvel movie combined
Ooof capesisters................

>You want X?
>Here, here's your X!
>Hey Vinnie! This guy wants X
>Get outta here!

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this.

>nooooo not realistic dialogue NOO

>ITT: nobody on Any Forums can distinguish sicilians from padanians
Garibaldi was a HACK FRAUD

This post makes sense if you've never heard banter before, now go home and get your fucking shinebox

>"I DONT FUCKING KNOW ALRIGHT"