ITT: Your Oscar acceptance speech
ITT: Your Oscar acceptance speech
Daniel Gonzalez
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Nathaniel Bailey
I'm a man of few words.
>walks off
Brody Hernandez
Sneed.
Josiah Cruz
i'd like to thank baneposters and sneed chucks for giving me the courage and dedication to this craft
Henry Price
Checked
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Ian Bennett
I'd like to thank my child actor co-stars, they're really cute and funny
Ayden Ross
If I could say a few words...
I would be a better speaker.
>*sharts*
Robert Walker
Tyler Morris
kek
Mason Cook
>I want to dedicate this to everyone who always stayed faithful to who they are. There are a lot of people who will convince you in this industry that you need to deny what is authentically you, they will try to convince you to be someone who you're not. It's a hard road. It's a lonely road sometimes. A road filled with doubt and uncertainty. But tonight I want every one, young kids and old, doesn't matter where you're from, who you love, what color you are I want you all to know never stop being who you are: don't chop your dick and tits off.
Jaxon Allen
*clears throat*
Hunter Reed
say it
Isaiah Perez
ehem i would like to say this:
Adrian Bell
niggers
Kevin Campbell
YO, THIS NIGGA BOUTTA DABBED ON
Carter Diaz
Bentley Edwards
he cute
Carter Cox
Frogposters are subhumans who deserve to have their eyes gouged out, flayed alive and then left to rot under the hot sun.
Ethan Williams
*welds a frog mask to your face*
get 'em, boys
Isaiah Peterson
I've been inspired by many great performances over the years, by many talented actors and actresses, but one has always stood out for me, and I'd like to dedicate this to Ellen Page
Ethan Bennett
id like to thank me for being so good at this acting shit
id like to thank me for putting up with my bullshit
and finally id like to thank me for the wonderful wank ill be having when i get back home and celebrate this
Josiah Howard
>I have a very special message for Celina Zieter, remember when you ghosted me at the mall that windy Thursday Afternoon, July 17th. Well guess who won an Oscar you stuck up bitch.
Nathaniel White
Just be happy with your vergina, you got it already don't have to make a new one.
And if you got a pennis just keep on it, don't cut it off!
Ethan Ward
Literally me
Justin Robinson
>"PENIS BUM BUM WEE WEE BATH TUB POO BUM WEE CUM JIZZZY LACE FAT BOOBIES BUM BUM TOILET BIDET POO BUM."
Cameron Howard
>ahem
>uhhh...
>*cough*
>I...would...ummm...like to...
>uhhh....
>GO TO WEBSITE
>*runs off stage*
Benjamin Sullivan
Chase Thompson
"pusy"