The villain is Eva Green and the only thing she wants is sex

>The villain is Eva Green and the only thing she wants is sex
Was he a faggot?

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it’s Depp so yeah

>that scene where Helena Bonham Carter teaches him about blowjobs out of nowhere
Probably more asexual but yeah.

Him Dracula dick didn't work

>that scene where Helena Bonham Carter teaches him about blowjobs out of nowhere

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see

Wait what? All this time I thought she was Anne Hathaway...

Did you watch it? He fucks her and then says he’s off to marry another girl he likes better. Definitely one of his most based characters

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he obviously was raped and married the other girl as a cover for his homoerotic life style.

nope

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This movie made me get rape fantasies with Eva Green dominating me with her feet.

>her everything
god

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I forgot this movie existed.

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Watched the movie recently and I could just not do disbelief suspension to that insane extent.
If Helena Bonham Carter played the witch instead the movie would be way more believable, but they went with blonde Eva Green who has to be the hottest woman that's appeared on film.
Josette's not even the second hottest person in the fucking movie either with Michelle Pfeifer deciding to become the ultimate milf in this movie

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What is it with Tim Burton pairing up Depp with his wife?

He likes to watch

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AAAAAAA

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i love jewish women so much bros

That's funny, Eva Green made me get rape fantasies with Eva Green dominating me.

I could see it going two ways. One: they were fucking and Burton was cool with it because he had his own hussies. Two: Burton knew there was no spark between the two and so when he needed his wife to have a romantic scene with someone he preferred to use the guy he could trust not to seduce her behind his back, as so often happens with actors who have to pretend to love each other and then grow real feelings. If it didn't happen after the first couple of times you'd know it wasn't likely to happen later. But bring a new guy in and he might do it.

Literal semen demon

You just know there's some dominatrix out there who made that her speciality after seeing the movie.

I so pale

is she wearing pantyhose or not

>that will never be me
why go on living bros?

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is this the femdom kino we need