Owns a comfy little house and tons of nice shit with no apparent source of income

>owns a comfy little house and tons of nice shit with no apparent source of income
>never has to leave the house
>gets to explore his hobbies all day with no other worries
>extremely smart and handsome
>hot women come to his house out of nowhere and wanna fuck him

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He’s literally me

>pre-internet
>lives next door to evil spirits feeding on his misery in the form of creamed corn

no thanks

God I wish I was him.

In a "dream world", common logic can not apply there.

Literally me

He's dead now irl fyi

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Lynch curse strikes again

Literally me

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Um, Jeff Bridges?

I hate the fuckin Eagles man

>steals my cousin's diary from you

What, you gonna cry? You gonna scratch your face with a rake? Gonna piss and shit and cum and hang yourself a little?

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why'd he kill for the voter colonel anons

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I could’ve saved her bros…

Are there any pictures of redhead Sheryl or did the character concept never go past the idea?

average neet lifestyle

he's literally me
I thought I was doing well so I tried getting out into the world and getting a job
one fucking day in the world caused me to have a complete mental breakdown. literally too sensitive to function

> no apparent source of income
He literally cultivated and sold orchids.

Check ndhp8

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least based NEET