YOU GET ATTACK MASK

WITH UNDERWATER GOGGLES
AND WEBBED GLOVES FOR TURNS AND SPEED

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and shark fin fliiiippers for torpeeeedo pooooower

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YOURE ABOUT TO BE MESMERIZED
ITS HERE
ITS WILD
ITS SWEEPING THE NATION
ITS
FUSHIGIIIIIII

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LET ME FORGET

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holy shit i had this lmao

SOCK EM BOPPERS
SOCK EM BOPPERS
BLOW EM UP
PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE
GET READY TO HAVE
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!
SOCK EM BOPPERS
SOCK EM BOPPERS

I had this as a kid

CROSSFIYAH
YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE
CROSSFIYAH
CROSS FI YAH
CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I'M MR BUCKET
PUT YOUR BALLS IN MY MOUTH

RIBBON DANCER
WE PUT A FUCKIN RIBBON ON A MOTHER FUCKIN STICK
GO TELL YOUR MOM TO BUY IT, BITCH

MORE FUN THAN A PILLOW FIGHT
SOC EM BOPPERS

I remember that commercial.

It's "Socker" Boppers, you fucking morons

ORDER NOW AND GET THE TIGER POSTER

NOW YOUR CHILD CAN VISIT STEAMY JUNDLES
GRASSY PLAINS
AND THE DARK DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN

19.95!

Kino!!!!

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Dirt! For just $19.95 we’ll drive to your house and throw dirt in your child’s face! It’s dirt!

Call now and will throw in an extra rock!

I actually owned this as a kid. It was kino.

Anyone remember those purple and green sunscreens that would stain your skin