What's the strongest weapon at your local hardware store?

>blocks your shots in your path

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Automatic circumcisers

If you're planning to fight a person, a pickaxe handle would be better, these are too heavy and the balance is off

It's a steal when you realize a regular axe is somehow $70

Pfft, it's not even curved. What a lame space axe.

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Probably because its held onto the handle by a screw

>Too heavy
These weigh 1.1 kg (2.5lbs), you fairy.

crowbar

I should've taken a picture of this large wrecking bar that I saw when I was there. Looked way more menacing that a regular crowbar.

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Anything can be a weapon and that scares me
You can kill somebody with an apple, human beings are so fragile

It says on the tag that it's 8lbs retard, and that's all on one end of a 3ft pole

2x4 hickory

You can shoot a few nails into Leatherface before he even gets near you. Guns > Swords
That isn't going to protect the rest of your body

I can't think of anything sold at a hardware store that would be more lethal in combat than a machete. It's basically a sword.

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Weird Al is a better rapper than Eminem

Poor mobility, but when combined with garden hose it's probably the deadliest camping weapon...

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T-Television and F-Film?

a lot of hardware stores are also hunting supply stores

Not post apocalyptic enough

Seriously though why do modern tools imitate the shitty pic related aesthetic?

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thinly veiled zombie apocalypse thread, please understand.

Yes, those are some kino tools. I would love to buy some heavy ass sledgehammer + old truck tired to train hard, but I don't have the space x(

Aside from attaching a knife/machete to the end of a broom handle, what would be the best tool to use as a spear? Currently thinking along the lines of rake section at the hardware store.

a fine piece of work and good for killing