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>proto-chris pratt character
>critics didn't "get it"
Would big trouble have been a success if it were released today?

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the movie fucking flopped cause golden child was getting released the same year so the execs rushed the production but then the movie flopped cause there were so many blockbusters like karate kid 2 or aliens while golden child make money

but now nobody remembers golden child but this instead

Chunky asses?

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Kino

Always was

It's not part of some gay cinematic universe so probably not.

Critics shouldn't be allowed to breath.

You just remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this...

Who?

>Would big trouble have been a success if it were released today?

Definitely. The critics would have wanked themselves off to the fact that the Asians were the heroes and the white dude was the comic relief.

This movie is a beat 'em up game that turned into a film mid production.

It would be called racist and white washing

See
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Big trouble is the best film ever made and I’m tired of people pretending it isn’t.

Have you paid your dues?

Man if there was a four player Konami/Capcom beat-em-up that would have been so sick. I never even saw a pinball machine of it either.

Yes sir the check is in the mail

Me

Kurt Russell is a bad actor

Everyone says this but Jack's still the hero. He kills Lo-Pan and is just as useful as the Asian characters for the entire movie.

He's not comic relief disguised as a hero, he's a hero who behaves as if he were comic relief.

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