>look through my dad's movies one day
>Hard Candy
>Buffalo 66
>Leon the Professional
Look through my dad's movies one day
Owen Smith
Robert Ward
Kek he posts here
Mason White
I unironically found this among my dads stuff
Levi Bailey
>Lamb (2015)
Luis Brown
Tell your dad he has to give me back my copy of Maladolescenza
Blake Hernandez
sounds like my dad kek
Angel Nguyen
My uncle once gave me a bunch of his old porn on vhs and there was one featuring brazilian trannies getting fucked in the ass.
Jason Butler
also an addendum. I spoke with him about it, and he said he occasionally likes the idea of chicks with dicks, so I told my cousin about it, because I thought it was funny, and then my cousin brought it up with my uncle and made fun of him. And so my uncle got pissed at me for telling the family that he likes trannies.
Jose Sanders
He was the producer?
Brody Cook
one time I arrived at a family gathering and everybody was gathered around listening to my boomer uncle tell the story of how he went to thailand and fucked ladyboys
Joseph Walker
>be me at 12
>use dads pc to go on youtube
>his search history is full of elephants, horses, and other animals mating
>there were hours of footage of this shit on youtube
> loads of searches, more than i see in the search bar
Never really got over it
Aaron Cook
too late, he sold it on a private forum to a japanese guy for 500 dollaridoos
Anthony Ortiz
I once walked in on my Dad googling Errol Flynn's penis size, he didn't even notice that I was there, I got pretty upset because I thought he was gay.
Angel King
Why do boomers just not give a fuck
Joseph Sanchez
My dad once saw some chink porn on my pc.
I didnt even watch it, it was just the front page of some porn web that I used the search engine to find flash animated porn wich is what I was into growing up.
Theres was bdsm and piss stuff there and I wasnt even 15, so he made me a dvd with videos of the hottest naked 80s girls.
"You can watch things like this but keep it classy".
A decade later I left one of my pendrives on one night.
I woke up and saw him having breakfast and he told me: "I opened a pendrive on the computer thinking it was mine".
I literally froze to death.
I had everything there, cartel executions, funny porn, gay memes to troll, nazi propaganda and extreme bdsm.
But what worried me was the cunnys, I had saved all the pictures that I had saw on Any Forums, Instagram and Cutie Garden and some videos of Candy Doll even.
"So many little girls there" he said.
I saw myself sleeping on the streets, I had to think of something fast.
"oh yeah I downloaded a folder called Future Models of the World"
"No need to apologize, user, they are very cute"
"you wot m8"
"I applaud your taste"
I was fucking relieved, turns out, it is hereditary.
Nathaniel Jones
My Dad carried around a playboy in his laptop bag for YEARS. It was this particular issue. My mom found it and made him throw it away like last summer.
Theyre both 75 years old
Thomas Morales
My dad was either good at covering his tracks or he just didn't watch porn, the only evidence I ever found was a link in his browser history to a video of two hairy lesbians, so I at least know he has amazing taste
Jonathan Russell
Daniel Howard
kys
Ayden Bell
roastie mad, not my fault your frozen eggs didnt survive
Chase Roberts
>dad
I assume you misspelled chad