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John reddit
Connor Morgan
Owen Collins
fuck, now i cant watch john wick EVER again
Samuel Morales
He is so hot
John Lewis
you just know keanu reeves hates niggers and queers, i dont know why, but you just know.
Carter Bell
Is there a way to revoke the purported “Reddit” status of a movie? Say someone on the board calls a film “Reddit”; if a like it or want to see it again, but don’t want to be “Reddit”, can I revoke, at least temporarily, its “Reddit” status?
Ayden Young
What’s your problem with John Reddit? You should like it more.
Connor Cox
(I meant to write “if I like”.)
Gabriel Walker
Not true. He used to be one before this life
Evan Miller
>Keanu goes on a rampage because they killed his HECKIN PUPPERINO (a shitbull)
Nathan Rogers
Well also his beloved wife who had just died of cancer arranged for him to be given the dog as a beyond the grave gift because she wanted something for him to continue loving him that was from her and keep him from just suiciding or something
Connor Jones
John Wick vs. Nobody when?
Luke Rodriguez
God that movie was horrible, I stopped after like 20 minutes
Michael Davis
Reddit post
Noah Walker
except the first dog wasnt a pitbull retard
Jonathan Wood
>is a secret assassin no one knows.
>everybody knows him by name when they greet him.
That confused me the most.
Ayden Walker
when did they say no one knows who he is? Its pretty well established that everyone in the underworld knows who he is and what he's capable of.
Austin Ward
being an assassin is like being a famous tripfag on a 4channel.org board
Angel Brown
Christian Clark
>Opponents cant aim for shit
>Mc backflips, jumps into his bugatti and kills 3 people with headshots while doing so
There is no real threat in these movies. Why would I watch a movie which is 90% fighting scenes but the mc is neo and the enemies are stormtroopers?
Jordan Hill
It was a beagle you hecking retarded faggot.
Grayson Barnes
this but unironically
Landon Jones
Matthew Miller
they literally say that in one of the movies. That he operates in the shadows and no one knows him by name.
Jason Wilson
wick doesn't do any backflips and is constantly getting fucked up, in the first one especially. Yes it devolves into more outlandish plot armor until he is beating people with "respect" in the third movie. The first tried to make it as realistic as they could while still having an entertaining movie.