Character comes back home from work

>character comes back home from work
>he doesn't crack open a cold one

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>character has a job
>character has a cold machine
>character has

I've never cracked open a cold one

beer tastes awful

why?

all alcohol except super sugary shit does until you acquire the taste

i am a neet again

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never even tried it

>character comes back home from work
>doesn't get drunk until he passes out

How are those job applications coming along user

you live in one of those gay countries?

yea

haven't started yet, just got let go today

same, i quit my job

i like wine and vodka but beer doesn't make it for me, no matter how much i drink

>just got let go today
for what?

Moonshine only, warm shine > beer

took me a few years of peer pressure in college till I could appreciate beer, and I still can't and will never stand IPAs and the new sours that are all the rage amongst basedgoys
wine and vodka is fine desu no reason to force yourself with something else

>he doesn't stare at a blank screen until he realizes he's staring at a blank screen

Name 48 examples.

>2020 actually happened

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>crack open a cold one as soon as you come home from work
sounds like alcholism, user.

I told them my pronouns

they said i have made a mockery of the establishment and asked me to leave

thats what black mirror is about

I jerk off after work, I don't drinj