Reminder Aragorn was a 87 years old virgin

Reminder Aragorn was a 87 years old virgin

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Gives me hope to be honest.

Galadriel was a 1300 hundred year old virgin

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>was
Who'd she fuck?

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1. By choice, if Eowyn is any indication he could have fucked any woman he liked if he had the inclination
2. Met Arwen at 20

Imagine, after 200 years, you know every living elf on the world personally and when you messed up the first impression it will haunt you for eternity.

Her husband Celeborn

Baste and chaste

Weren't they all virgins?
I'm assuming Boromir might have fucked some Gondor whores, but the rest were surely non-married virigns.
Do you think Gollum raped a goblin or two in his caves or the ring took away his sexual urges?

These are important questions, people.

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Saving himself for his wife as all men should.

>2. Met Arwen at 20
And in 67 years he never paid her a drink? What a loser.

Gimli probably fucked some dwarf women

Wow he's literally me

Was Arwen a pedo?

>Arwen was 2700 years old
Not at all

Gimli could have already been married.

It was a different time

and not even he could resist the ring for long. imagine 99% of modern men anywhere near the ring (orcs)

>got groomed by the most beautiful elf of the Third Age
>led Gondor and Rohan to victory and restored the line of kings
>remained a virgin until he married
>made the Shire an ethnostate

yep, that's my king

Only 2700? You sicko.