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I want to make a slasher film, but I'm not sure what to do.

What do you mean? You don't have a concept beyond "slasher film" or you don't know how to get a movie made?

For me, it's the zombie with the cigar.

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I had an idea. Finally realized the idea couldn't work. Now I'm not sure what to do. Definitely don't know how to get it made though.

>Prey
>Halloween Ends
>Hellraiser reboot
>Jeepers Creepers: Reborn

Anything you're looking forward to the rest of this year anons?

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Go to the nearest drama school, write a screenplay, select locations, literally get a cellphone and make the movie.

Watched The Reincarnation of Peter Proud, decent supernatural mystery/thriller, not horror but fuck you it's supernatural so it's close enough. Carried by it's good 70s atmosphere but turns into a relationship thing rather than something more psychological like I had hoped. Absolutely filled with pretty women though, holy fuck lads, and some titties to boot. Also Margot Kidder in old age make up masturbating in a bath.

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Pearl and The Munsters. There's more interesting stuff, particularly indie horror, to be released

What was the idea? Be vague if you want to protect it, but generally what did you have in mind?

Also keep in mind that ideas evolve. It may not be fucked just because your first version of it "didn't work." It may be better that it doesn't work, because that makes you think longer about it.

>Orphan: First Kill
>Pearl
>Chucky season 2
>Terror Train
>Terrifier 2

Another one adding to my previous comment: The Menu w/ ATJ and Ralph Fiennes

I forgot
>The Mutilator 2

How is the Chucky show?

>Hellraiser reboot
>Ashley Laurence not returning
>the film will adhere closely to the source material novella
>scheduled to be released exclusively on Hulu
But its being directed by the guy who did The Night House. Idk man.

There's gonna be a new Terror Train?

>Pearl
I really liked The Inkeepers but Ti West put me off with X. Visually ok but otherwise it had a soul-sucking liberal cuck guilt to it.
I'll let /hor/ watch it first.

>rebootquel
>rebootquel
>reboot
>reboot
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good to middling if you're a chucky fan. bad if you get triggered by fags. glen and glenda are showing up in season 2

>it had a soul-sucking liberal cuck guilt to it.
It had not, it only seemed that way. Remember who was the killer? Remember what the producer replied to the cameraman when he said his gf was a !nice girl"? That's the opposite of pozzed

They're remaking The Exorcist for 2023 as well lol.

I'm looking forward to Terrifier 2 whenever it's done.

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I watched The Fog in black and white. It's surprising good for some reason. It makes the setting and special effects look less dated.

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>Anything you're looking forward to the rest of this year anons?
Just new releases of old movies.
Top of the list is Return of the Living Dead, which I'm about to watch again on Prime Video since they just added it. But, there's a lot of great 4K horror releases coming out this year, mostly around the Fall.
>Return of the Living Dead
>Night of the Living Dead
>Fright Night
>Army of Darkness
>Child's Play 1-3
>The Fog
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 and 2
>The Lost Boys
>All the original Universal Monster movies
>Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
>Dog Soldiers

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>They're remaking The Exorcist for 2023 as well lol.
Don't fucking remind me, fucking hell that Halloween remake hack is doing it too. Hope he gets cancelled so it never happens, shit makes me so mad. Can't wait for an entire trilogy of REMEMBER THIS THING FROM THE EXORCIST (BUT ONLY THE FIRST ONE)???????????

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>literally get a cellphone and make the movie.
Have there been any actual good movies shot on a cellphone? That sounds like a bad idea. Unless you could do something interesting with it but I'm not sure if you can, its not like a camcorder.

>Be vague if you want to protect it
I've posted about it a lot on this board already, since like 2017 or 18. The idea was that the killer only killed women with big asses because he was in love with this girl who had a big ass and seeing them reminds him of her. The main characters were gonna be this group of high school seniors, all girls with big asses, with one of them (the one with the biggest ass) actually perfectly resembling the girl he was in love with. I've gone through several iterations of it already. I just don't think it works. There's no way to make the big ass thing make sense and tie together with everything else. And its not an original idea, I just wanted to rip-off one of my favorite movies.

A nerdy white guy is forced to watch his gf get fucked by a black pornstar, cries, and then is murdered.

Honestly though that's all forgivable if the kills were better. Am I supposed to believe an old lady set a nail trap or could kill someone with a pitchfork in the eye? Too much shotgun. Not offensively bad but should have been better with that budget.

Slasher movies aren't horror movies.

>The Reincarnation of Peter Proud,
thanks for the rec

lol

i've never seen that kind of gatekeeping before. i guess everyone in the world from film makers to audiences was wrong all this time, thanks user for clearing that up

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Why the fuck would you remake Terror Train

You can't even conceive of the seethe you've just conjured, I hope you're fucking happy with yourself

You're welcome. I should've said in my opinion though. Keep the thread comfy

Enjoy the pretty girls m8, Debralee Scott (RIP) as random horny redhead was very interesting

>Have there been any actual good movies shot on a cellphone?
Unsane

Tangerine and Unsane, both released at theaters with favorable reviews
There are other examples

Can we have a graphic scene where he's got one tied up bent over nude?
>caressing butcher knife against bare ass cheek
>whispers into her ear "just the tip" with a smug look
>jams knife all the way up
>haha looks like I got a little excited,..., busted my load