>Norma Jean is abandoned by her father and abused by her schizophrenic mother.
>Gets adopted by a man who wants to fuck her and a woman who marries her off out of jealousy.
>Husband forces her to change her appearance and treats her as a sex object, leading her to develop the Marilyn Monroe split personality.
>Gets discovered by a German photographer who coerces her into a pornographic photo shoot, then sells the pictures around Hollywood for profit.
>Gets assraped by Darryl F. Zanuck on her first day in Hollywood and passed around by Hollywood execs who dehumanize and oversexualize her in her films.
>Begins dating Van Johnson, until they go to a party and all the male attendants ritualistically slut-shame her and cause Johnson to ditch her.
>Gets gang-raped by Charlie Chaplin Jr. and Edward G. Robinson Jr. and impregnated by one of them. Tells Zanuck and he forces her to have an abortion.
>Spirals into drugs and mental illness, hallucinates the dead fetus haunting her everywhere she goes.
>Marries Joe DiMaggio, who begins to beat her until they divorce, then marries Arthur Miller, who abandons her due to her declining mental health.
>Begins receiving letters from her father seeking reconciliation, which carry her through the dark times.
>Meets John Kennedy, who frequently drugs and rapes her, while the media slanders her for the perceived extramarital affair.
>Finds out the letters were just Chaplin and Robinson tormenting her, snaps and threatens Kennedy on their next encounter.
>The following day Robert Kennedy sends a CIA sharpshooter to assassinate and make it look like an overdose.
This really is just three hours of misery porn
Sydney Sweeney was born for this role.
2x4 hips
>The following day Robert Kennedy sends a CIA sharpshooter to assassinate and make it look like an overdose.
holy shit that cannot be the ending
What is this weird character assassination of JFK?
Subverting expectations.
you can't make a movie that says the CIA assassinates people unless you suggest JFK had it coming
It is. The movie goes even harder than the book since that uses pseudonyms for the historical characters.
>What is this weird character assassination of JFK?
Seems to be a feminist hit piece. It can't believe a woman would willingly have an affair with a powerful man because of the "power imbalance". Thus he has to be an evil abuser.
>The following day Robert Kennedy sends a CIA sharpshooter to assassinate and make it look like an overdose.
Based Bobby.
>Blonde is a bestselling 2000 biographical fiction novel by Joyce Carol Oates that chronicles the inner life of Marilyn Monroe. Oates insists that the novel is a work of fiction that should not be regarded as a biography.
well done, kikes
It’s a movie, not a documentary.
JFK was a piece of shit and the only reason people like him is because he was assassinated. Fight me, faggot.
he was irish
LE MEN ARE LE BAD
I don't like him but it seems far more likely that psycho Monroe just wanted to fuck the president
Anne Nicole Smith would be a more kino biopic.
I thought it was a biography, that certainly was the implication everyone I know had of the movie
this is definitely how it has been marketed
Anybody could have killed jfk. Your only need, literally, two good shooters, and about an hour of set up time.
It’s not hard. It’s amazing more people aren’t sniped
Do we get to see her get raped? Because if so, moty
>It’s not hard. It’s amazing more people aren’t sniped
or killed in general, really
i mean even when you think about infrastructure, it would be relatively easy to cause millions of dollars in damages
which really goes to show you most incels and terrorists are super dumb
>any president other than obongo
>not satan on earth
if only you knew how bad things really are
Is it worse femcope than that Pam show recently?
you really need a lot of things to come together for a sniper to happen
nice ol rock and copper wire. give it a good shotput throw up into the lines
literally been going through the same shit for a hundred years of movies. you'd think people would catch the fuck on that when they say "based on a true story" it means "based on whatever the fuck I made up in my head"
>most incels
Why do you speak like this?
In your mind is there some army of sexual frustrated men that are going to kill you and rape your mother.
You might be onto something
Like many anons here I will point out I’m in my 40s, have children and cute, showered, buxom wife right here. Right now.
M you painting /4cheese/ as a monolith is silly. Stupid. And embarrassing.
You’re not from here. You’re literally faggot, and literally from reddit. And you think you’re getting toughened up by visiting the dangerous and “no holds barred” /Any Forums/
I’m just here to say: everyone sees right through you. Yes (You).
You should feel bad because you’re weak and stupid and totally irrelevant
No
I want to rape your wife.
Please try.
I’ll find your family’s address on your drivers license
yea yea yeah that's all well and good but does Ana show her tits or pussy? It would be pretty sweet to finally get a full frontal shot before she turns 40
Biographies are usually at least close to reality