Gamers leave STREAKS OF SHIT on chairs!!!!

WTF is their problem?

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perhaps... americans dont wash their asses?

...

okay which is it? I've seen this attributed to different events. First it was a Magic tournament and now it's vidcon.

>not being a diaper Chad
Do Any Forumscels really?

and why should they? it's a free fucking country. this isn't nazi germany. we don't have mandatory showers.

>Murrica!

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Clean it up wagie.

Those were Mexicans

>America
>#1 in unwiped asses
Burgerbros... We can't stop winning

Gay people randomly shit for getting fucked in the ass

Post the webm. You know the one.

this only happens in america

they must have been women, or men in skirts who did this.

normal dudes wear jeans or shorts, the shit can't get out so easily.

Also I'm gay

Nice try

What did I mean by this?

Not yet mom, ahhnhnhhh.

Time to rise up

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>Also I'm gay
yeah we can see your pass fag

Probably left his backup chocolate in his back seat, I do it all the time. I really doubt someone shit themselves that badly to where it was leaking out onto a chair

americans do a lil' shartin'

Great movie.

OOOOH SAAAAAAY CAAAN YOOOOU SEEEEEEEEEEE

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No shit?

Anyone else finding it hard to do a clean wipe as they're getting older? I'm in my 30s and not only is my asshole hairier, but every time I take a shit it's all mush down there.

Not my problem.

>when there is no mart around

Imagine the type of degenerate you have to be to not only watch ecelebs but to venture out to see them in flesh.

You may call me a tranny on Any Forums.
But in the discord world I’m an AMAB catboy princess.

eat more fiber and drink less beer

>they targeted gamers
>gamers

This is an actual thing. Those chairs could have monkey pox

I've never been to a con in my life, and I have no desire to ever attend one.

The original is a Amateur? Wrestling event

It's realy not bad there's only a little bit, stop exxagerating

Get new material

Use a bidet like a full h. sapiens sapiens.

how do you even do that? did they sit without pants on? did they enter naked? did they remove their pants and underwear at the panel? how did no one spot them?

Unwashed grotesquely fat asses pull down the turbo-xxl fabric when they lower the aforementioned derrieres.

Likely they scratched their asses through their underwear and trousers/pants
Enough shit can eventually come through if it's wet enough

I swear, I have no idea how people can be that disgusting. Not only do I shave my ass, but I wipe with baby wipes, and I wipe my ass throughout the day even when I don't take a shit just so it doesnt get swampy in there.

That is why I thank god for giving us covid. It targetted the fatties and retarded antivaxxers. Hopefully the next wave will cull the fat herd even more.

>Dry wipe to absorb the wet stuff, put that in the toilet
>Get a piece of paper towel, add tower, wet wipe until there is no more coloration on the paper and throw that in the trash bin
>Wash hands
WOWWW I just saved toilet paper AND water without a faggy bidet. Reminder that a bidet won't do SHIT (lol) if you have oily/greasy shits as you need soap to remove that properly.

I can understand maybe one soiled chair from some autistic child.
But two?
NEXT to each other?
What are the odds?

Also im trans btw if that matters

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You're a fag for shaving your ass but I gotta say It makes me kinda sick that before covid a lot of the "people" I know never even washed their hands after using the toilet.

It was AEW wrestling