You will NOT consume fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil

>You will NOT consume fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil
>BECAUSE I SAID SO

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Once again I am here to remind you a femoid was the cause Adam and males as a whole were kicked out of paradise.

proof?

Unless we are here to talk about God's casting decisions for the Old Testament, this thread is off-topic.

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It's canon in the Bible that women are closest to Satan

>uhhh morality and shit
>but also, you'se got duh free will
>"why?"
>so you can make a choice
>*makes a choice*
>OMG THAT WASN'T THE RIGHT ONE REEEE BURRNNN
okay God.

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Cast it

Eve: "you dont own me"

"I want to search for myself"

Demiuge makes way more sense than a supreme all knowing god.
Why wouldn't god delegate tasks?

/qa/ lost.

>WHY DID I PUT IT THERE AND PLANT THE THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD IF I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO EAT IT?
>UMMMMMMMMMMM JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CUT OFF YOUR FORESKIN CHUD

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>dont question me! I am correct you just gotta believe me!

No wonder Conservatards are submissive cucks. They just take it and are expected too and theyre happy to do it for the G.

THEN WHY CREATE IT, ASSHOLE

>why cant i, a dumbass human being, understand the methods and motives of an omniscient deity

>trust me, a 2000 year old book says so

Only two people on earth
Live in a Garden
God is looking for Adam
Adam is hiding behind a rock
God calls out, "where are you?"

In the first book of the bible, the only man on earth is able to hide from God in the only place he would be found.

>god

Built for BBC

dude its a metaphor lmao

But enough about you.,

Yes

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