>Ayo House, patient be presentin wit sores on his mouf and booty, what it is nigga
Ayo House, patient be presentin wit sores on his mouf and booty, what it is nigga
Carson Sanchez
Aaron Adams
>legit hired the black guy so he could break and enter on other people's houses
Was House secretly based?
Eli Butler
CROIKEY ‘OUSE ‘ISS CUNT SAYS E’S BEEN BUGGERIN’ TOSSERS E MET ON GROINDER FUCKIN ‘ELL MATE
Ryan Gomez
>secretly
He was very blatantly written to appear based to as many males as humanly possible
Aiden Kelly
It's lupus.
Benjamin Cook
it's never lupus
Christopher Cooper
This show is an anomaly, given that it was mostly written and directed bya jew.
Ryan Price
Secretly? He openly calls out the jew multiple times during the show's run.
Ryder Watson
and you, mostly bred and raised by white people, turned out to be a jobless sexless worthless incel
John Robinson
I forgot about some of those moments. I think I should give it another watch.
Blake Howard
>like, eww!!!! Did you check your horoscope today Gregory? Do you want to talk about your feelings?
Sebastian Hernandez
>dyes hair blonde
>goes from a 10 to a bitchy 3
Jaxon Nguyen
This nigger actually survived the brain eating amoeba infection which carries a 98.5% fatality rate, and the white matter brain biopsy that was performed on him to diagnose it had no lasting adverse effects other than right-left confusion that lasted for a whole one episode.
Stretched my suspension of disbelief just a bit.
Lucas Fisher
>that episode where house ends up in a nuthouse and exploits every patients mental illness to fuck everyone over because the chief psychiatrist doesn't want to dismiss him
>ends with him tricking a guy who thinks he's a super hero into jumping off a building
Brody Barnes
>cameron
>a 10
lol
lmao even
Landon Myers
holy shit
Sebastian Rogers
A faggots hands typed this.
Ryder Kelly
the most genuinely/unintentionally racist thing i've ever heard in a show was the poc patient calling foreman an oreo.
i actually said "oh shit" out loud, sitting alone in my couch, the first time i watched it.
Ayden Hernandez
Adrian Turner
>Thor, wanna come over and chill?
Nathan Sullivan
wrong thread shitposter retard
Hunter Russell
Uh oh =O
Adam White
>w-who are you?
I’m Dr. House, the guy in charge of your case.
>well, any idea what’s wrong with me?
Maybe. Let’s start with what isn’t wrong. You’re 23 years old. You have immaculate blood pressure. 4% body fat. No family history concerns. Then… boom. One day you’re sprinting down the soccer field and your heart clocks out faster than a DMV employee at noon. I see you’re attending Rutgers… up to date on all your shots?
>I think so…
Yes. A little too up to date. Two doses of pfizer and two moderna boosters. You let big pharma turn you into a human pin cushion.
>they said the vaccine was safe…
And if they told you putting your cat in the microwave was the cure for baldness you’d be lining up at Petco before it opens. You took four shots of mystery goo to prevent the common cold. Stop worrying about getting sick and you won’t get sick.
>…and the sores?
Don’t worry I won’t tell your girlfriend you’ve been going to all-night raves in boy’s town on the weekends. You have monkeypox and likely six other STDs. Stop with the covid injections and definitely stop with the meat injections. *pops a vicodin*
Colton Mitchell
thoughts?