There are markings, it's some form of Elvish, I can't read it

There are markings, it's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.

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your a big ring

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>ASS TO ASS

look at that off-gold coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. oh Eru, it even bears an inscription.

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>BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

Tha... That is just special. Huuuh. Take... How are you gonna take my ring? Come on, Gollum Jackoff. Take my ring from me. Let me see it. Here, let me make it easy for you.

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Eavesdropping? How am I eavesdropping?

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For you

why didn't they just fly the plane to mordor?

Sauron would've detected the Eagles in his realm before he was defeated.

It says "made in Bangladesh"

Why would someone set himself on fire before jumping off a building?

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How can anyone say the Jackson films are shit.
Even if you love Bakshi's more or you are nerd that don't like that the book is not a perfect 1:1, you can deny the cinematic value of the movies
Like this shit, instead of just putting the ring there Jackson said "You know what, to make it better, lets make a giant prop, that'll force perspective, it doesn't matter if it's a 5 second shot"

How the fuck was Sauron going to use the ring anyway? He's an eye.

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What price can this thing fetch when a sword can go for $100,000?

So that eagles don't try to catch him

you can see his physical body when aragorn holds the discord orb

forgot picture.

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It says: “Pay your taxes on time”

>Middle Earth will tongue my shit covered balls

>lucky elven bastard
Illuvatar Boroman, what does that have to do with anything?
>oh I’m sorry. I forgot Aragorn’s girlfriend works for the Maiar
No, just cool it with the anti-elven remarks
>listen, I’ve seen this bastard sitting in his castle spinning a fuckin telescope
You look through a telescope to watch the stars…
>you want me to fry you up some short bread, some fuckin lembas?

It turns massive and he use it a crown

kek

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kek

you're a big eye

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Like a spy? Do I survey you?