Replicator - produce 1 trillion gallons of cold porridge

It only replicates things people can drink and use. Also it only replicates things it knows in its database.

Coffee, hot, made of antimatter.

Based replicator chad

You'd prolly have to go to the holodeck for that one

Seems you need a lesson in sarcasm
*cracks knuckles*

>Replicator - produce a man with a vagina
>*beep beep beep* Error. Men don't have vaginas. Any person claiming otherwise is a mentally ill freak. Is a mentally ill freak what you wanted to produce? Y/N

Replicator, produce a perfect copy of Counselor Deana Troi's reproductive organs.

you need a transporter for that kind of modification

>Replicator, one bowl full of Deanna Troi & Dr. Crusher's sphincter-O's. Extra chewy.

*cough* ahem replicator did you get the medical scans of 7 of 9 *cough's*

I was using double sarcasm by recognizing you were using sarcasm and so I sarcastically went along with your sarcasm

>Mr. O'Brien, beam a whole pineapple directly inside counselor Troi's rectum.

Replicator please 2 large pepperoni pizzas, a 2 litter bottle of diet Dr pepper, a bag of fries HOT, and my blood pressure medication thank you.

Replicate me a large pepperoni za with cheese sticks and marinara, also a 2 liter of mug rootbeer