BUY OUR OVERPRICED SNACKS YOU FAT FUCKS

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I sneak my homegrown veggies into the kinoplex you pleb

>used to sneak in liqour at the mall movies all the time with one of my best friends
We especially needed it for Last Jedi that piece of shit

I brought in some burger king but then I remembered I hated it and threw it on the floor. Whole place stank like a whopper and I still had to sit through the lion king.

movie theaters are glorified concession stands. they get practically zero income from the tickets

>DON'T TALK, WATCH

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that jingle gives me anxiety

>be me
>~10 years old
>would listen to the radio at night
>every night at 11pm, the radio would play that jingle to signal the start of the night show
>if I was awake to hear it, I'd get anxious because I was still awake

>Throw food on the floor
>Wagie must clean
>Wagie seethes
It's the circle of life

I pay a hooker to pretend to be my pregnant wife for the duration of the movie so I can smuggle in food in a hidden compartment around her belly. Only cost me $800 but I can't let those concession stand bastards win.

>not having a buddy who works at the kinotorium open the window so you're falcon can fly in with your snacks

get gud dummies

Some people have sunk food into the theaters, it was funny.

Is it Howard Hamlin’s hooker

I remember before covid I got caught sneaking in candy and chips and they made me take it out of my pockets and throw it away before they would let me in the theater and I was so embarrassed that I do it every single time just to spite the guy that emasculated me in front of other people

No fucking way

DID YOU BRING YOUR BABY?
BABIES DON'T WATCH THIS
TAKE THE SEED OUTSIDE
LEAVE IT IN THE STREETS
RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW

I sneak in with a pack of THC gummies. It's all I need to thoroughly enjoy the movie.

____________dude_lmao__________

>go to kinoplex
>guy comes in just before the movie starts and sits a few seats from me
>pulls an entire Philly cheese steak out of his cargo shorts pocket
>takes two bites and the filling explodes out of it all over his chest
>watch him scramble to try and clean it off himself
>spills a bunch on the floor getting up and runs out of the theatre
>never comes back

weirdest shit I’ve ever seen. Waste of a ticket and a cheese steak

He should've went with crab legs instead.

BE CONSIDERATE TO OTHERS
OR I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO
AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE

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