I saw your posts user... Well, I'm standing right here... go ahead, say it

>I saw your posts user... Well, I'm standing right here... go ahead, say it...

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O-o-one ticket for Top Gun please.

How about I spell it out.

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

I... I... I LOVE YOU ROBERT!!!

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Pills here
we are unstoppable
that's right, we should call ourselves 'The Unstoppables'.
nothing can stop us, do you hear me?
nothing can stop us!
I... am bad... I AM BAD! YES I AM WOOOOO

Fine I'll say it.. You will NEVER be Idris Elba, lmao kill yourself popcorn boy

This guys a sissified bimbofied little slave

>Top Gun

whos got the apology copypasta