What am I in for?

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Once Upon a Time in the West but with a chick

The same kind of love and reverence that Raimi showed superhero films in Spider-Man except with western cowboy movies.

Jesus Christ never compare that kino to this shit show

It's an aggressively average movie. Which means it's shit tier

Was it rape? The entire movie I was certain that would be the twist for her backstory. Every scene between her and the villain was EXTREMELY loaded.

>What am I in for?
Shounen anime tournament arc with cowboys

A waste of Gene Hackman, Leo, Russell Crowe on a strong wyman film

it's pretty dumb. just kinda wondered how bad sharon smelled in all that western garb sitting in the hot sun. must have been absolutely ripe between the knees.

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like licking the back of your hand and wet leather

absolute kinography

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and a hefty note of old sulfur

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cin3má

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>quick and the dead
>no tombstone
either bait or fucking braindead

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You're in for a western kino

No she just had a woman moment

A pretty decent western.

>when you take that extra bong hit of 100x salvia

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tombstone is mid

That is a great comparison.

Tombstone starts out great but it really falls apart in the second half. Way too much story for one movie to handle.

>absolutely filtered
many such cases

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Absolute retardedness. It isn't a bad movie. If it was done today it would have a few tweaks and be a totally progressive take on a gunfighter. At the time, just like now, it's an un needed remake of better films with a woman.

What is this a remake of?

cringe take

Kino

I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die!
I know.

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nah it's just not kino, simple as. could be if russell gets off his fat ass and fixes that shit with a director's cut

Raimi kino. Fun western with a great score, simple premise and fun characters. Also introduced Russel Crowe to American audiences.

It's ok

Tombstone is only good for Kilmer who knocked it out of the park. The rest of the movie can't keep up and suffers.

Motion sickness

Based and accurate take

>No Tombstone
>No 3:10 to Yuma
>The Quick and the Death added

You are a faggot and i hope you get monkeypox