I can't believe they turned Sauron into a slav

I can't believe they turned Sauron into a slav.

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Makes sense, Slavs are dysgenic elves

no they made Sauron a handsome white man

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That's a woman.

>White skin, blue eyes, blonde hair
What is not to love?
This is what we wanted

that's not sauron it's that "raised by wolves" show people keep posting

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>ya'll act like you've never seen a Maiar before
>jaws all on the floor
>like Tulkas and Melkor just burst in the door
>and Tulk started whooping his ass worse than before
>It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
>"He didn't just give me this magic ring did he?"
>And Jack said, nothing, you idiots
>Tolkiens dead, he's locked in my basement

guess whos back
back again

Apparently it's some Melkor cultist

Still not watching it, but please, do continue seething.

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It's amazing how none of the women look like remotely compelling characters.

fpbp

Looks like a slav in a gender queer fashion show. Absolutely disgusting.

Obviously not Sauron

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Nah, that's not Sauron. Sauron is supposed to be a prettyboy chad

This is supposedly an actress

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It is

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kek

I really hope you are posting this ironically because this is peak cringe

why would you even reveal anything?

don't audiences like to be surprised anymore?

slavs are evil and more if they look like a tranny, based bezos

Their defense is "SAURON IS A SHAPE-SHIFTER IN THE BOOKS SO HE CAN LOOK LIKE ANYONE!"

Well if his goal is to blend in with humans in Amazon's version of LOTR, then shouldn't he take the form of a Pajeet or black guy?

Yeah bullshit. They just wanted to continue the Hollywood trope of "diversity versus the blue-eye white man." And is just another excuse why I won't bother with this shit.

and why can't sauron be a woman?

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>when somethings in your mitochondrial cause it latched on to you like
>KNOCK KNOCK
>PUT THE RING ON

None of them look compelling. It’s crazy how some actors just “have that look” and you can’t put your finger on why that is. These all look like regular joes at a renaissance fair.

there's like several dogshit shows that are kept alive by hate-watchers.

>hate-watchers.
There's also the "Simpsons watchers" types who feel the need to keep going out of habit even they know the show's turned to shit a long time ago, but can't help it. They're stuck in a programming, and can't snap out of it because it's safe and comfortable even though they always end up disdappointed these day.

That doesn't make your image any less cringy