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Scenes women are literally incapable of understanding.

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but i get it

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Frodo and Sam were gay. Inb4:
>If you say Frodo and Sam were gay you think ALL male friendship is gay!
No. There are many platonic relationships between men in the book. Merry and Pippin are cousins, and banter like cousins. They fondly tease their other cousin Frodo, and talk down to working-class Sam. These relationships are powerful examples of male friendship, but they do not read as intentionally romantic. The exception is Frodo and Sam.
Sam stares at Frodo in Ithilien, noting his beauty, and thinks to himself, “I love him.” They hold each other on the long trek to Mordor — Tolkien said in a letter that he “was most moved by the scene when Frodo goes to sleep on Sam’s breast.” On a different night, Sam “comforts Frodo with his arms and body.” And they are pretty much constantly holding hands: in the Dead Marshes, through Shelob’s lair, and while they sleep in Mordor.
Tolkien describes Sam as a “small creature defending its mate” when he protects Frodo from the monstrous Shelob. And when Sam thinks Frodo is dead, “all his life had fallen in ruin.” When Frodo is captured and imprisoned at the top of a tower, Sam finds him by improvising a song about hope and starlight that a naked, tortured Frodo weakly answers. When they wake after the quest is over, they’re lying next to each other in the same bed. They kiss at least four times; another time, it’s specified that they don’t kiss, which has interesting implications. Last, but not least - Bilbo and Frodo’s home of Bag End is described by other hobbits as “a queer place, and its folk are queerer” — an adjective which had a strong connotation of homosexuality by the late 1800s. Tolkien notes in the introduction to The Lord of the Rings that “Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were as bachelors very exceptional” compared to other residents of the Shire — and Bilbo, who adopted his nephew and had “whole rooms devoted to clothes,” certainly reads as queer.

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never fails to amaze the levels of narcissism modern human beings will indulge in just to justify their continued existence

>waltz music swells
>French soldiers advancing through smoke towards British soldiers backlit by fire

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have sex incell