What movies do Redditors like?

What movies do Redditors like?

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Problem Child 2

If I ever ended up with a woman like this I would pray that one of my friends took me out back and shot me in the head.

marvel movies

Me feeding the baby mentos and diet coke over and over

*feeds ipecac to the babies*

Well I post on reddit and my favorite moviess are:
Taxi Driver
Joker
Batman vs Superman Dawn of Jusrice
Snydee Cut
That one movie where the roastie hits the wall

>go to an annoying kid's birthday party
>poison the cupcakes
>clean up the vomit
>???
>profit

When the time comes, I'll do you, user.

i bet even if he earns the bj she can't suck a dick for all its worth

just don't do any of the other stuff and feed the baby foods that you know they will throw up. according to the chart she has to keep blowing you.

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Anything by Jonathan Demme

>wash the dishes 6 times
>get your beer
>chug it all as fast as possible
>vomit in 6 different places
>clean up the vomit
>get a blowjob
Not ideal, but this seems like the best way to game the system besides ending this shit-tier relationship.

Imagine having a wife that brainwashes you into associating bjs with vomit

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>baby barfs in public
>get boner

This dude is gonna be the next Chris Watts

>No nagging for a week

KEK. Never gonna happen. Thats what women live for.

>best reward is a bj
do they not have sex?

why do men settle for batshit insane women like this?
look at her fucking face

>wife gets home from errands
>there is vomit coating the entire house
>every single square inch is coated
>the husband has created a contraption that inserts into the baby's anus and connects to an air compressor and water tank
>projectile vomic spews out the baby's mouth in an endless arc as the husband, wild with the spark of mad genius, maintains direct eye contact with the wife
>his laughs overpower her screams

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>google "how to make kid vomit"

Is that Woody from PKA?

HUSH

Americans are deeply sick

2 beers for the dishes is a good deal desu

Can I split the dishes to get more points? For example do breakfast, lunch and dinner separately? Wont need anything else then. Hell, lets have teatime too.

This is why women are never in any management positions.

Why are white women so ugly

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>no nagging for a week
I highly doubt this karen would be able to hold up her end

>pretty princess points

As I elaborated here , if you get enough beer points, you wont care.
Maybe do the neighbors dishes too?

>no nagging for a week
I think it's just a joke

At least she'd be rewarding you for doing easy tasks. Most of us just get nagged with no benefit

Make a reverse chart
>suck my dick
Dinner date
>nut inside
You get fed 6 more meals
>clean the house
Electricity stays on another week
>make dinner and lunch
Wifi stay on for 24 hours
>anal
Car gets a tank of fuel
>back rub/scratch
Get to watch 1 episode of a show of your choosing

my mom constantly screeches at my dad, 9 times out of 10 for no reason