What would Any Forums do in this situation?

What would Any Forums do in this situation?

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i would say:

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
I'M THE SCATMAN

tell her to take her shoes off
she wouldnt wanna ruin her soles at such a young age

Wake up

BE BOPA BOPA BA DO
BE BOPA BOPA BA
I'M A SCATMAN

She was cute and cool and I like short chick's. What's the issue?

I miss Phil Hartman

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Well considering the simpsons made her a two foot tall hot girl whos head is right at dick hight and not a weirdly proportioned gremlin like in real life, i would charish her and marry her

Would you guys date or marry a midget?

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Fuck, now I feel the need to listen to that song for hours again. Thanks, Any Forums.
REPEAT AFTER ME
IT'S A SCOOBY OOBY DOOBY
SCOOBY DOOBY MELODY

Long monagmous relationship
Get her to get ass implants
Ask her paint herself green and wear fake long ears on special ocasions so I can finally fuck my fat ass goblin waifu
Tfw no dwarf goblin cosplay gf

Yes if she would do this

Fuck the midge. I always fuck the midge.

why does rustle get so much hate on Any Forums?

>do heroin
>get cute gf

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No,too many downsides
hahahaha

CARLOOOOOS

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Have a happy relationship, also ask her to tease and bully me with her cute feet

Why does a teenage schoolgirl have such insight into his personality? Teenagers are dumb fucks.

kek

that's supposed to be a teenager?

>why is a teenager trying to seem like they’re a genius and they know everything
It’s a mystery for sure, user.

>supposed
She was.