He's like Tom Cruise, but likable and not crazy and also makes more money in box office

Uncharted grossed more than all star ensemble Dune

I'd kys myself if I were from the new generation.

DUNC isn't even a complete movie

he's not a draw at all

He's no Timothee Chalamet.

Arnie is this gen Arnie

how much of a faggot you have to be to consider Cruise unlikeable?

thank god he's not an ugly rat who starred in box office bombs

You act like hes a special case. No big hollywood actor feels like a real person, they're all weirdos. Like , Timothee is just this weird thing thats attractive in an almost androgynous way but also looks like a literal rat sometimes and 30 years old but also non-aging and you never hear from him unless it's a curated softball interview

>more money in box office [than Tom Cruise]
What absolutely ridiculous mental gymnastics did you do to reach this conclusion?

Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk

Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine

Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman

It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk

Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom

Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44

Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese

28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years

Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died

Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese

Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine

If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.

If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?

Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise

When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese

When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise

The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.

Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women

Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk

And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise

Tom Holland has 3 films in the top grossing box office top 10. How many did Cruise have at 26 year old?