What would you do if you found this on your bed?

what would you do if you found this on your bed?

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All the eggs

boil some eggs

feed

cop a feel

hit her with a newspaper until she moves
my cat sleeps there

I'd suggest you kill yourself, evil scum.

involuntarily kiss her thigh then run away

find the heaviest rock i can lift and smash her skull in with it

scrambled eggs

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Definitely play with her tits for a little bit but nothing more

eggpost

what do you think her armpit tastes like user? worth a lick to try?

Gently kiss her forehead then shoot her in the temple.

Ask her if she's okay then offer her a puzzle we can do together. Boil up some crab legs to help her regain her strength, put on some ragtime, do a dance or two to make her smile

That's somehow creepier than the guy with the hard boiled eggs.

Kek. Well done.

Grab her by the ankles, yank her out of my bed, get in bed, go to sleep.

Unzip dick tie her up bind her mouth and rape

Go administer your virgin Voight-Kampff test elsewhere Robot.

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