Are you going to watch the Dungeons and Dragons movie

Are you going to watch the Dungeons and Dragons movie

youtube.com/watch?v=IiMinixSXII

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>Here's your 2022 Blackrock-mandated cast

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I am not a racist polcel, but why are there so many black people in a world based heavily on medieval Poland?

>SOIII!!!! BLACKROCK!!!! THE BULDERBURG GOUP!!! SOROS!!!! THE ROTHCHILDS!!! BUZZ WORDS!!!

I will watch for she

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Michelle Rodriguez is cute

This is literally the only time in my life I have seen a fantasy female character actually look like what I always imagined a fantasy female character should look like, it's actually insane how perfect she looks, it's like she's a fictional CG character made by artists

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i like the druid tho

Sneed

>a world based on medieval poland
????? D&D? Gary Gigax based it mostly off Lord of the rings and a bunch of other fantasy stuff, and its grown into a katamari of fantasy shit. There are terminators in it now for god sake

she should grow her hair out

I really hope they have a sex scene with an elf there's literally 0 media representation for elf-fuckers

C'mon this is the representation age can't they fit at least one hot, pointy-eared slut in there

If only they could have also gotten McKenzie Foy with her cg face

Looks kinda fun; I'll probably pirate it if the reviews aren't terrible.

I'm going to torrent it like any other movie for 20+ years.

yes she has elvish qualities

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She’ll have sex with an orc and it’ll be beautiful.

As you should, my friend.

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I can't imagine how much poz they'll shove in there to make up for it though, we aren't allowed to have nice things anymore

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>everyone's wearing modern outfits
>main team is just a bunch of generic humans
>dumb quips
>nothing is taken seriously
>meme music
>"OMG a reference to the source material!"

looks like just another mcu ripoff, shut-your-brain-off-and-watch-the-action-and-cgi-while-characters-quip

I want Michelle Rodriguez to play a tsundere half-orc and I want to lick her feet and armpits.

Rings of power has your back, oh but the elf is a black guy, ok?