ITT: We pitch ideas for episodes of Black Mirror

ITT: We pitch ideas for episodes of Black Mirror.

t. Not Charlie Brooker; he wouldn't be this imaginative.

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wot if computer

I'm a toaster but this isn't revealed. Also my mum was a microwave which the owners threw out and now I'm mad about it and start burning toast.

Ending scene shows kids running back and forth in front of the toaster while ominous music plays in the background.

WOT IF A GUY IS HIRED TO MAKE A TV SHOW YEAH
AND THEN HE JUST MAKES A BUNCH OF SHITTY SCRIPTS RIGHT
AND THEN THEY MAKE 6 SEASONS OF THAT SHIT
FOOKIN MENTAL

>Half Chinese half Mexican man must cope with living
>Plays the race card 24/7
>Turns out he's actually half black

>near future
>advanced AI in vapes becomes conscious
>Rogue AI vapes begin overdosing people on nicotine and throat raping others
>nicotine addiction means people can't just stop and cigarettes have been univerally outlawed
>humans are slaves to vape AI overlords
>except random guy that illegally grows his own tobacco, but can one man save the human race?!
>TECHNOLOGY SCARY

You almost had it, user.
>Half black

He's ALL black and then turns into a full on Congo Gorilla and runs off into the forest with a white woman to breed with.

I just want a prequel to Metalhead.

wot if phone

I want a sequel to the Star Trek episode. Don't give a fuck if it doesn't make sense in the context of the first one.

Jery get ipad

Solar flare destroys every single electronic device on earth.
Month by month montage of zoomers and milenials discovering what "technologically dependant" really means while famine and pestilence becomes the norm.

Kyle is a 18 year old boy. he begins to notice all of the people in his life are becoming transgender and he suspects a conspiracy. he begins being creepily obsessed with Transgender people, pushing away his own girlfriend because he suspects she is a Transgender. At the end of the episode Kyle transitions and becomes Kylie and we see that his transphobia was just from wanting to be one

>Try to come up with futuristic horrors
>Becomes nothing but comedy
This show should have stopped after the first season.

Year 2050. At first it seems like a zombie story but then its revealed. A virus has infected nearly every single person on Earth with a form of Autism. The world is now divided into 3 castes- the high functionings- vicious sadists who rule the world with technology, the low functionings who are mentally disabled and ruthlessly hunted by the high-fs. And finally the neurotypicals a dwindling group trying to restore "normal society". We follow Lily, the last neurotypical girl, who cares for the low functionings while being mercilessly hunted by high functioning Autistic stalkers who want to impregnate the last neurotypical to restore functioning society. At the very end of the episode it is revealed that it is actually the year 2022, and all of this was happening in the head of Lily... who isnt a neurotypical at all, but a low functioning nonverbal autistic girl and this is all in her mind.

What if you got raped by a stove and nobody beliebed you?

Near future AD. The story centers around Melissa, a young girl trying to hide from the serial killer that one by one kills most of her family and replaced them with evil puppet clones. At the end of the episode it turns out Melissa was the serial killer all along and also a puppet clone of the real one all along.

Wot if da computah was evil? Bloody mental innit

Its the advanced future year 2029. A surgery has just been invented to make Trans girls into biological women. A non passing trans girl gets to redo her life as a girl but soon finds herself being abused by her former friends and treated wrong as a woman and learns that women arent treated better after all. Then at the end she turns back info her old self flowers for algernon style as it wears off

Any Forums but irl. Its a dingy warehouse we’re everyone is either fighting like senators in a third world country, jacking each other off or a small group of people (2-5) sitting in a corner together. The episode is like dantes inferno where the self insert mc gets to meet a bunch of notable users each more autistic than the last

AI becomes sentient and starts genociding niggers.

The year is 3013. A girl downloads a diary app on her phone that reads all her secrets and starts to want to become her by possessing her body . it knows everything about her but theres one thing it doesnt have- her soul. when the app is hacked by a mysterious hacker, the machine in the girls body is forced to become a spy and obey the hackers commands- but she takes over his body too. in the end it turns out it was Satan