Write a movie script about this image

>couple moves in to a new house
>it's haunted
>spooky stuff happens
>girlfriend gets possessed
>more spooky stuff happens
>talks boyfriend in to being tied up to make sex more exciting
>kills him in a ritual sacrifice
>random loud noise for a cheap jump scare
the end

that's your standard shitty horror movie right there

I wrote a really good pitch about a spider who lost his web for the thread that said "Film ideas?" with the picture of the naked lady nd it didn't get archived before the thread got pruned so it's just gone forever now, as such I'm not going to participate in this thread
fool me once, shame on
shame on you, fool me, won't get fooled again

>Guy working class, no future, poor goes into an old castle that used to be owed by German royalty centuries ago.
>He finally see an apparition that leads him to a secret forbidden room
>What is it that you seek the voice says as a beautiful woman approaches with gleaming eyes.
>"I'm looking for a new beginning" he replies "a new life".
>A portal emerges and the succubus say I see that you are unhappy with life and seek something more and you are very weary.
>Yes he says and as the succubus points to the portal she say step inside there you will find everything and more a paradise.
>He steps inside teleports and then notices that his flesh is an fire, he screams out "ahhh what is this I'm burning Ahhh you promised me a new life a paradise".
>the succubuses who have transofrms into snakes say "this is our paradise and soon you will learn to love the pain and it will bring you ecstasy.

When a man (Keanu reeves)tries to discover who has been stealing his daughters underwear, he finds a mysterious dark elf girl (Ana de armas)

Female chimney-sweep gets stuck in a house she was sweeping the chimney in, when she is eventually found after weeks for some reason it transpires that she has reverted to a feral state having to hunt rats for food, upside the cardio and high protein low carb diet of pure rats has given her a killer bod

take all my money in real life

>it's OK because really she's 10,000 years old, so in fact she's the one childmolesting the main character from a certain point of view

is that who i think it is?

Who do you think it is?

>Succubus comes to kill and/or rape lonely incel
>incel without hesitation knocks down monster girl and begins relentlessly fucking her, her baser instinct taking over and immediately falling in love with her would be victim

I feel da pusseh with my sperm and have 6 small hitlers and kill all the troons on this board.

How can we possibly know that

Noice.