Sell me this pen, Any Forums

Sell me this pen, Any Forums

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It's the pen Leonardo DiCaprio had in Wolf of Wall Street.

Using this pen will make your dick bigger.

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What do you need a pen for? What kind of pens do you typically use? This pen is perfectly fine for average use, but if I knew more about the things you write I could recommend an even better pen

>may I see it?
Then just keep it.

No, how about YOU sell ME this watch

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This pen will make it so the rest of your life is the happy part after the credits of a movie.

Pens are for people who don’t make mistakes, but since your here take a few pencils for your parents. No charge.

Sell me...these dubs.

>ABC
>Always
>Be
>Selling
>ABC
I didnt get this one

Of course you didn't

>ok so im going to murder you but the only thing im going to use is this pen
>if you buy then pen ill never murder you
>you have 45 secconds to make an offer i cant refust without moveing your lips


d d did i go to jail?

>hey want to join the pen 15 club
so easy

i'd hire you as a sales rep tbqh

Im not buying those, haha.
Here's mine, I'll give them to you for... FREE.

>"look at this pen"
>"now, make me an offer for it"
>"I'm going to start screaming until you make me an acceptable offer"
>start screeching and screaming until he makes an offer
Simple as

chekum

I hate this grifter Becuase he never actually showed how to sell

Hey! Check out this L337 gamer pen.
fr fr, no cap, sheeeesh, mongus, on god...

Assuming that I am targeting the urban demographic, I would run an ad that says something like "Yo this a pretty good pen nigga, you should buy it."
Pick whichever gorilla is the most famous one at the moment, pretend that they know how to read and write, and bam you did it

>in the next 5 minutes your gunna need that pen to write my contract
>now im not selling you a pen im selling you a dream
>this is the american dream
>that i can buy some hunk of shit that nobody needs and 5minutes later itl be worth 500k a year
>now you can buy the pen or ill walk out of this room

"You can have it for free"

Amateurs.

Now imagine if it were an oil pen full of weed man but you can still write with it

This pen is good for writing repeating numbers

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Give me all your money and I won't stab you to death with this pen.

EEEEEERRRRREERRHHHHH

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robbery chads rise up

This pen is too young for you.

Hello sir. Would you like to make a direct contribution to the No More LGBT Org?

We hand out a free pen to every individual who makes a contribution.

Embarrassing

>Sell you this pen?
>You think I'm some kinda salesmen?
>I'm here to amuse you?
>Is that what I am to you?
>How bout I take this pen and shove it up your ass

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you've already bought it like the retard you are

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WITNESSSED AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Ehummm*
*coughs*
Very Nice