>comic Zeus
>gigachad who beat the fuck out World Breaker Hulk to teach him a lesson
>MCU Zeus
>cowardly fat fuck comedy jobber
Why does David Cohen hate Zeus and why did he turn all of the gods into petty, retarded assholes?
Comic Zeus
Aiden Lee
Ayden Sanders
petty, retarded assholes is actually on brand for them tho.
Oliver Bennett
>Why does David Cohen hate Zeus and why did he turn all of the gods into petty, retarded assholes?
so myth accurate portrayal?
Aiden Lewis
Savage Hulk would have stomped Zeus' ass into oblivion.
Angel Bailey
Savage Hulk isn't even street level.
Jacob Adams
thats green scar (the strongest hulk version) in op's pic.
and he wasn't fighting back, he wanted zeus to kill him so he could act as a sacrifice to save his friends.
but zeus didn't give a fuck and kept beating his ass instead of killing him
Jaxon Smith
That's Batgod, though.
Elijah Lee
> he wasn't fighting back
Holy cope.
Elijah Garcia
>Why does David Cohen hate Zeus
>Why
>does
>David Cohen
>hate
>Zeus
This is going to be a tough nut to crack boys. We may never even get an answer for it.
Hudson Scott
looks like they were going for Jason and the Argonauts zeus
Henry Flores
he wasn't fighting back full force, he gave a few hits and a lot of taunts. but he wanted zeus to kill him, but zeus refused to play ball and just kept beating him up.
Leo Morris
It's "authentic" to real Zeus.
Charles Allen
As much as I disagree with paganism, the reason for making him a fat fuck comedy jobber is dunking on the patriarchy.
Nolan Gomez
But real Zeus was both a petty, retarded asshole and powerful enough to beat the fuck out of whoever he wanted.
William Edwards
i doubt marvel showed how zeus realy was.
Ayden Wilson
You forgot the part where Zeus limited his own divine magic and only fought Hulk in hand to hand. Zeus could have vaporized Banner with a thought.
Jonathan Turner
I think they probably just couldn't convince Russel Crowe to give enough of a shit to lose some weight.
Eli Price
Could've cast anyone else.
Eli Hill
They should have cast Arnold. He already played Hercules. He would have come full circle.
Ethan Jenkins
why didn't he vaporize thanos
Isaiah Lopez
this is a children's movie OP
Oliver Martinez
He doesn't give a shit about Thanos. Odin slapped Thanos around once, though.
Jace Flores
And it was shit.
Joseph Gomez
>Comic Herc: 6'6" chad
>Movie Herc: 5'10" kike
many such cases
Brayden Moore
>this comedy movie had a comedic zeus in it because THE JOOS HATE ZEUS!1!!!
huh?
Julian Gutierrez
the character is dumb anyway. marvel is truly reaching the bottom of the barrel. they teased Hercules as anyone would actually care about the character