I just sold my first screenplay for $40,000

I just sold my first screenplay for $40,000.
AMA

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Why are you jealous of me? I've won Emmy's and Oscars already.

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Was it fun being verbally abused by Robert McKee

proof?

He doesn't know shit about dick and I purposefully swam upstream when it came to his methods.
It worked.

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How did you sell your screenplay? Do you have an agent or something?

How many niggers do you have in your screenplay?

Who are you related to?

I write for a show on a major studio's streaming platform and was able to not only have my screenplay expedited to the top of the pile, but also read by a decision maker.
It's based on an existing fantasy IP.
It will probably never be made.

How do I get points?

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Nobody.

Cheer up, bro. Go and spend your money on something nice for yourself and your mother.

How much do you get after tax anyway?

How did you get to write for them? Are you Jewish or have Jewish friends?

>and was able to not only have my screenplay expedited to the top of the pile,
is this just because it was so well liked then or what?

No. My last name is as waspy as it gets.
You have to play the game.

so this is how the new Resident Evil was made

>You have to play the game.
I see, I guess that makes sense, there must be some homosexual producers

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Bridgerton get iPad

>I write for a show on a major studio's

Nepotism.
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Studios buy screenplays they don't plan to produce in the near future, if ever only to keep it out of other's hands.

>I write for a show on a major studio's streaming platform
how did that happen?

Which IP?

>admits he got his script mysteriously put to the top of the pile
>when pressed, evasively mumbles somehting aobut "playing the game"
so that settles it, you sucked dick

I live near SF and yet I still haven't gotten around to seeing where that park / row of houses is. Genuinely curious where it could be

Alamo Square

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I used to write for Funny or Die and certain people liked my shit.