Being strong is ''le bad"

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its just a prop for the mums in the theater to laugh while they watch the man who they wish was their husband, chris hemsworth, run the show

is the right a horny bastard at least? i always saw zeus as more of a lazy fuck who was scared of his wife

Thor Zeus is far more memorable and re-watchable

yeah as a parody

oh really ? of the REAL Zeus ? lmao

Snyder is so based

Fucking Disney...
They'll keep doing that until we're so fed up we'll thow the fags from rooftops, won't they?

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>fictional characters can't be parodied

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he was a straight up whoremonger

Fags throw themselves from rooftops.
It's jews we've gotta deal with.

>hiring another non-actor
snyder does it again

>some no name writes an opinion piece
>>Fucking Disney...
user don't be a faggot. remember how you bitched and moan they were gonna kill off Hemsworth and replace him with Portman for like a year and a half? Not everything they post online is real.

So how do you know the Zeus in Thor is not the "real fictional" character ? He seems way more accurate to what i learned about him in high-school than the Justice League one.

Snyder i kneel

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>Baaaawwww Hercules is straight! Men did not fuck other men in ancient Greek!

>hiring another non-actor
It makes careers. I wish more filmmakers did this.

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I will not watch your faggot movie, shill. I'm only here to mock it and encourage others not to watch it.
Disney will burn to the ground in your lifetime.

>comparing nu capshit to old capshit
Seems about right, but ill pick the cooler one on the left

I didn't mind it, to be honest.
The walking down the steps holding his skirt was the best gag in the movie.
It would be better to see him in ripped mode as he is described though.

don't know how you went from talking about Zeus accuracy to screeching about not watching a movie, but whatever fagot

ancient Greek was home of the goat fuckers

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How come they didnt Snyder do the love action Hercules?

I will not watch your faggot movie, shill. I'm only here to mock it and encourage others not to watch it.
Disney will burn to the ground in your lifetime.

>Wasting such talent like Russell Crowe and Christian Bale

I admire Snyder's dedication to Any Forumsness in his films. He's clearly a man who appreciates the human form.

be careful, you just said the same thing as before - i think you accidentally pasted the wrong NPC reply

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I just can't get in to Taika's Thor movies. They feel more like a parody than a real movie. Not that I love Thor or anything, but I think he can be a lot more than what feels like a Wayans brothers caricature.

I will not watch your faggot movie, shill. I'm only here to mock it and encourage others not to watch it.
Disney will burn to the ground in your lifetime.