Examining “Billie Eilish” Body

I like Billie, but her face is slightly above average at best, she's massively status-haloed.

please tell me she got large pink pancake areolae and stretch-marked saggers

Now THIS is shitposting

>• Milking those tits is like Jacking Off God
what the fuck does that even mean?

apparently, it's like squeezing a massive magical luminous udder that sprays rainbows
or something

If you're not a cooomer, you'll never understand cooomer.

Billie Eilish is hot as fuck. I would fuck her big fat titties all night long. Incels who pretend they're too good for her need to neck themselves.

I don't really care for how zoomers have these comically large breasts 80% of the time. Tits are suppose to be a rare fetish not something most girls have.

stop being defensive it’s female and cringe just say you wanna fuck her

>Tits are suppose to be a rare fetish not something most girls have
This sounds like something a zoomer would say because of trans

don't worry, libs are gaslighting all these endowed teens into lopping them off for some likes on TikTok, so it will go back to being a rarity pretty soon

faggot
t.zoomer

She's just like me fr (no tranny)

congrats, you won the gene lottery
find someone who takes good care of them

People like you need to die. Where do you hide?

>Examining “Billie Eilish” Body
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>Face:
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>• face, holy shit, God made the perfect toilet tissue.
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>• head is on straight Sicko Mode
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>• nut on her face and it will camouflage her skin
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>• she’s was receiving facials from God, Jesus, and all 12 disciples
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>Tits:
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>• Billie Eilish looks like a proper diva with a breast size of 34 inches (86cm) and a bra size of 33B
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>• Milking those tits is like Jacking Off God
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>Ass:
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>• She got a fatty back there too
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>• Billies tits outshines her ass tho
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>• When she takes shits, the toilet is singing Hallelujah
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>• A turd from her toilet cost approximately $250 per pound
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>• Backshots on Billie Eilish sounding like PAC-Man game
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>• The purest form of White milk comes out of those tits.
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>• Only a tattoo will make those enormous melons better
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>Pussy:
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>• Billie can fit 2 dicks in there at the same time.
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>• Pussy smells like the Pink Starburst and taste like Red Skittles
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>• Discharge is perfect for the glaze on a honeybun
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>• Period Blood tasting like Wendy’s Strawberry Lemonade
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>Feet:
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>• Her toe jam better look like lint from the dryer but taste like apple cinnamon
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>• Sucking the white off her pasty toes
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>• I’ll be strange fruit hanging from the poplar tree, in order to smell and suck her toes.
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>• Toes are perfect to suck in missionary
Please stop using our Lord's name in vain. Have some respect.