$5M budget

>DU thread
>oh great here we go again
>wipe off keyboard
>lick grease off fingers
>get ready to flame
>ayo hol up
>it's all positive
>wtf
Am I in the right thread?

Now I know for a fact Any Forums has been infiltrated by subversives because I'm the only one on here that liked this movie for years.

>ofc ill be your wife user

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It was unironically good. Would have been way better with a serious budget.

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I mean he was a real historical person. You realize this, right?

Yeah that printed on scale armor is a fucking embarrassment. They are laundering the fuck out of bezos's money.

looks like shit

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don't worry user i still know it's shit

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movie name?

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So this is what you can do with a budget when youre not using film to launder money

how vlad got his groove back

kill yourself gadonshitter

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>> $5M budget
5 million is a micro budget for a movie, Captin Marvel cost 100+ Million and looks worse than phantom menace

Lying faggot. I knew that had to be bullshit so I googled it and it was 70 million you fucking piece of trash

I like the film look of this movie.

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Dracula Untold

The only bad part about this movie was the soft looking hamster villain.

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Money laundering

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the only good thing was luke evans
straight carried this shitshow

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>sacrifices himself for the sake of his kingdom
>villagers turn on him
assholes

wtf are you talking about you are out of your little mind

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did you just unironically post wannabe nick fury as if it was good?

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Gadon too.

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Kino cast

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Orlando: My Life in Bloom

tf are you even talking about? I don't want to know, you fucking numbskull.

easy there sport. charles dance was intended to be the sam jackson of the universal monster...universe

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...But Russel got it instead or what?

That CU wasn't going to work because they needed to make competent movies first which they didn't do.

Dracula II: Bad Vlad

yeah they canceled it, then tried to reboot it again, then canceled it again. it was a whole thing

I heard about it I live on Any Forums but didn't know Dance was supposed to be anything other than pre-Drac.

web.archive.org/web/20171112170419/http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/how-dracula-untolds-new-ending-740757

Why is she still alive? Wtf

So we could have had a kino sequel.

>have an East European vampire played by a w*stoid

Why do they do this?

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Yes.

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>luke evans
>straight

it's a western film
and eastoids tend to look like mishapen potatoes

vlad the mad lad

vlad drac 2: he's back

kino

because dracula's loves always get reincarnated

I've liked it since it was released ,user.

>years
you are either new and posturing or have avoided the majority of DU threads
they are most definitely positive on average

Ghadonfag is gonna ruin the thread
I agree

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Never understood how such balding potatoes give births to beautiful women uniformly..

I haven't seen this but the opening of coppola';s dracula is great and by far the best part of that movie, a movie that's just that sounds pretty good.

Wonder if he himself made the thread

Literally none of the Dark Universe movies were any worse than the Marvel faggotry in terms of quality. In many aspects they were better.

You're on the wrong side of history, kid.

When will Hollywood stop being a pussy and make a proper Hellsing movie with Idris Elba as Alexander Anderson and Leslie Johnes as Seras Victoria?

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No, I usually only see monster universe threads. Why the fuck would I enter that shit just to hear ESL ranting about how we deserve to have most of these shitty movies tied together? The only good one was DracUn.

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east european men aren't that bad-looking when they're young. they don't age well though and the vast majority of them go bald by the age of 30

Sounds like americans.

Nice one, Borat.

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Cute.

>Leslie Johnes as Seras Victoria
Please don't give Netflix ideas.

Looks like a great background for a video game or something. I like me some silhouettes.

Romanians are not Slavs. Them, Albanians and Greeks are southern Europeans, not eastern Europeans in the region. They do have more Slavic admixture though.
The real dracula didn't look slavic/eastern at all. He has dark weavy hair and green eyes, which is very typical of southern Europeans from the Balkans.
Luke Evans looks close enough to a med for it to work.

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>Budget $70,000,000 (estimated)

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youtube.com/watch?v=E7gxlCveZqM

I watch for she.

How exactly is money laundered in movie production? Usually money is laundered alongside the profits of a business, but with movies that would involve dumping money at the box office which wouldn't make much sense. If the money is laundered per say through salaries during production wouldn't that count as tax write-offs, and money laundering? Also why would Bezos need to launder money. I don't see him having many businesses that are considered illegitimate.