The Mahabharata

>much more interesting plot and complex characters than the Iliad
>still no big budget Hollywood adaptation

Imagine this scene done with a proper budget:

m.youtube.com/watch?t=17220&v=qlsmROjcLBk&feature=youtu.be

The quibbles in the Iliad look childish compared to this.

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What's your Vedic era power level?

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SIRS

get

Do not redeem

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The Liberal Hindu Coomer

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>The chief queen ritually called on the king's fellow wives for pity. The queens walked around the dead horse reciting mantras and obscene dialogue with the priests.[18]The chief queen then had to spend the night beside the dead horse in a position mimicking sexual intercourse and was covered with a blanket.[32][18][33][34]

>On the next morning, the priests raised the queen from the place. One priest cut the horse along the "knife-paths" while other priests started reciting the verses of Vedas, seeking healing and regeneration for the horse.[35]The horse'sepiploonalong with soma are offered in an oblation, and the priests dismember the horse and other animal victims with an oblation of their blood. On the third day an Atirātra was performed.[18]The Atirātra was a Soma sacrifice in which there was a nocturnal session where soma was drunk.[36]Afterwards an Avabhṛtha takes place.[18]However, in the Ashvamedha sinners and criminals also take part in the purificatory bathing. Afterwards twenty-one sterile cows are sacrificed, and thedakshinawas distributed to the priests. The main dakshina forms either the four wives of the king or their four hundred attendants.[18]

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He knows his audience

I would like to see an antediluvian nuclear war epic

The Iliad is kinda cringe honestly

Kill yourself ranjesh.

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Nobody here has read the Mahabharata. Stop lying.

Also I doubt any of you have read the Iliad.

Those special weapons are known as Astras and the nuclear grade ones aren't actually allowed to be used in the war because it would completely destroy the whole area unless aimed at an opponent of comparable power. The characters in the epic mostly use the fire, water, sleep, remove illusions etc spells

The Brahmastra (nuclear level astra) desn't actually get used in the epic until after the war when a character with PTSD from the losing side tries to use it to abort a baby (the heir to the throne) but Krishna neutralizes it so we don't see the effects


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Kek. Snyder might ruin Indian mythology now after ruining pretty much everything else, including his son's life.

>antediluvian

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Don't you mean daughter. Also, that's mean. I don't like his movies but he's a nice guy

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The mahabharata is over 13,000 pages. Everyone who claims to have read it is a fucking liar.

Yeah but we missed our chance because now we’d have to cast pajeets

>pajeets
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?

>A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL

Yeah, in the Iliad, so many characters have no motivation other than "a god told me to do it" while in the Mahabharata almost each main character has his own different and complicated reason for being in the war.

The main story is just 1/5th of that.

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>The main story is just 1/5th of that.
cope