Dudes. This movie is fucking nuts. Why does Any Forums hate Ari Aster? Both this and Midsommar were amazing

Dudes. This movie is fucking nuts. Why does Any Forums hate Ari Aster? Both this and Midsommar were amazing.

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Midsommar was kino, and it’s made even more kino (kinoer, if you will) by how hard it filtered the ADHD cretins on this shitty board

lmao, are you a buzzcut haired dyke, by chance?

>redditary

lol because it's boring and every character is annoying as fuck, only good part was the sister part near the beginning, shit made me laugh.

Midsommar was a boring porno

I still can't get past the casting
How did were two very european-looking parents supposed to have made that brown mutt son
Some cool spooks though

sounds like you'd be happier watching cartoons

>How did were

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"The Strange Thing About The Johnsons" was his best and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

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Best Ari Aster coming through

So, here’s the deal. For as long as I can remember, when a woman is giving me a blowjob, I always demand that she squeeze my balls as hard as she can. I think it might have something to do with when Inused to sneak downstairs at night and watch Cinemax and squish my balls againdt the ironing board and my cum would get everywhere. Cam Siberian make sense of this? It just makes me thing of it recently

Maybe Steve was a cuck. Nothing in the movie indicates he wasn't. Casting was spot on.

one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He squeezed too hard and rippen through that ball sack of his. I guess he run in pain about a block away before he passed out in somebody's yard.

He still have the same balls, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those testicles on the side.

Made you seethe less than a minute after my post

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I don't like the blonde tranny mom actress. I hate her in movies. She always does the same shit and has the same voice and facial reactions in everything she is in. Even her name is boring and forgettable.

I liked hereditary better when it was called Rosemary's Baby.

I've never seen a cast of characters I've hated more in a film. Terrible snail-paced piece of shit that thinks it's better than it is. I've never seen the director before, but I guarantee he has thick-rimmed glasses and wears hip sweaters. Faggot.

Dyke confirmed

Don't get me wrong, user. I'm not angry that you enjoyed it. I only feel pity for you. Pity that you cater yourself to the same league of feminists who feel empowered by this film and say "yasss you go girl" to the mc.

this shit is more like a comedy than scary lmfao

>Lord Paimon
Movie is hilarious when the ugly girl loses her head. Absolute crap otherwise.

actually, come to think of it, tariq nasheed would love this movie, perfect example of hollywood buck breaking

I didn’t like Hereditary because it shoved all of its half assed exposition into the last 20 minutes. I’m cool with no exposition at all over throwing it in at the last minute when it’s just a “whatever it was a cult lol”.

>le subverted expectations
Yawn.