I'm unbelievably fucking jealous of Elmo right now

I'm unbelievably fucking jealous of Elmo right now

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Whose the old hag sitting on his lap?

I still can't get over how old this bitch looks already lmao. It's like she overdosed on HGH and also had a drinking problem for decades to achieve this level of face bloat. I can't imagine peaking at 17. Go watch her Hot Ones interview or those leaked pics of her in a tank top, she was 17 then and that's literally the last time she was hot.

why?

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She looks stoned as fuck in that picture.

Stop trying so hard

>I still can't get over how old this bitch looks already lmao. It's like she overdosed on HGH and also had a drinking problem for decades to achieve this level of face bloat. I can't imagine peaking at 17. Go watch her Hot Ones interview or those leaked pics of her in a tank top, she was 17 then and that's literally the last time she was hot.

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That's a big sweater they put her in

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Lmao incels here always pretending that they wouldn't be balls deep in Billie's pussy the first chance they got.

Hope she sees this bro

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>"I think this woman hasn't aged well."
>"OH YEAH WELL YOU'D STILL FUCK HER HAHA YOU MAD."
wow, you really caught me with that one.

>putting quotation marks in greentext
Holy shit you newfags keep getting worse.

I hate to break it to you but I have way worse face bloat than her from only two years of drinking
she probably does coke and xanax if anything

Aww yeah, the old feeling up the titty with the back of the hand move. Good one, elmo, that's slick as fuck, it's like the reverse hover hand

>"I think this woman hasn't aged well."
Yeah, that's what you wrote. You didn't write a sad over the top rant.

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I wanna suck/fuck her tits, call her mommy (she's 8 years younger than me), and never talk to her again

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>Holy shit you newfags keep getting worse.

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God damn, I want to fucking come all over those tits so bad AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>sad over the top rant
>everyone who disagrees with my faggot tranny opinion must be sad and over the top

I’m 21 and look like a meth addict too

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>171137875
>newfag posts wojak in lieu of actual argument

She couldn't even put some fucking eye drops in?

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Is that the retard singer whos addicted to porn?

>faggot can't even @ me correctly

Cillian Murphy in drag.

STOP SEXUALIZING MEEEEEEEE THIS IS WHY I WEAR BAGGY CLOTHINGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>171138108
>incel is still seething
lmao

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Is that Doreen?

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I think she has small nips with big saucer areolas

>first it's newfag
>now it's incel
looks like the tranny faggot is running out of insults. maybe you should go look at your childporn and groom more children in your discord.

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wtf i wanna suck and fuck Cillian Murphy tits!

Are you retarded? She did that when she was underage. She isn't underage anymore.

>his lap
You autists cant even get anatomy right

>171138299
>incel is now projecting
lmao

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20 yrs old? That's basically a child, you sick fuck.