Van Helsing

please tell me you didn't get filtered and appreciate this for the kino it is

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universal should told cruise and that algerian tranny to go fuck themselves and make a movie with brendan and hugh jackman

the mummy & van helsing starring brendan fraser hugh jackman and billy zane. one last ride

this is where he kate beckinsale fetish began. we're talking formative movies here bro. of course I appreciate it.

I watched it back when i was like 12 and liked it. I should rewatch it some day, would probably be nostalgic even if it didn't age that well.

Cruise did the mummy only to obtain rights to the franchise because he regrets droping out in 1999. He refused paycheck and Universal has a deal with him.

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cool thanks nerd

>please tell me you didn't get filtered
nigga i had the fucking toy sets and shit

There are 2 big problems and 1 small problem with this film.
Big ones are overload of CGI and tone all over the place so it feels more like a mockbuster or a parody than a main release.
The small problem is that Jackman was simply too young to play Van Helsing. Helsing should be much older, something between 50 and 60 years old at least.

Beckinsale ain't given no pussy to a 50 year old cuh

I hope that we'll get a proper Van Helsing some day but with the way modern hollywood is i'm not holding out hope.
A miniseries could work if some decent network picked it up.

>main super hot love interest dies a virgin ang gets fucked by weinstein in the clouds as the MC looks on

>van helsing tv series
That will become a supernatural rip off quicker than I can bust a nut to Kate Beckinsale(very fast)

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it's got some pretty neat mise en scene and costume iirc. campy, fun. not quite marvelshit. pretty good.

>when your mother is hotter than you so you become an online whore and leak your own nudes and softcore clips for attention
Poor Michael Sheen.

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>mise en scene
fuck you

>softcore clips
user you didn't see her getting railed yet?
what? took you for a coomer

And Kaili Thorne became a literal hardcore pornwhore because she was jealous of sister Bella's fame lol

>and billy zane

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Nah, it won't be a Supernatural ripoff. It'll be worse: a Sleepy Hollow(tv show) ripoff.

Look up how Kate looked before all the plastic surgery. Her kid's the spitting image of her and the kid would know that.

I've been told good things about that show.(mostly retards though desu) No good??

This and Solomon Kane are still go-to comfy flicks.