Could a Nintendo Cinematic Universe work?

Could a Nintendo Cinematic Universe work?

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Mario will be a meme joke and will never be taken seriously. They casted the worst people, it’s going to be Minions tier. There’s no way these big actors are singing on for this

maybe a tv series about subspace emissary storyline

what the fuck does 'Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad' mean?

this fat fuck has eaten too many mountain dew chickens, his brain is fried
also
>even pretending to put yourself in the same sentence as kurosawa
have a heart attack you retarded fat fuck

If Illumination weren't involved, yes.

I don't see why a Star Fox movie couldn't work. The rest, I wouldn't really care about.

my guess is that the mario movie with illumination isn't doing well.

Just make Smash Bros movie

no, it isn't diverse enough for the Western market. I doubt black Zelda or LGBTQ Link would go over well.
Most of the characters are too white.
I would say this only applies to live action but even animation has diversity and "representation" quotas.

they could do it and stay true to the IP and I think it would go over really well outside the Western market but they may lose Nintendo fan boys in the process. Once the media comes down on Nintendo for reinforcing white supremacist stereotypes of oppression and peddling sexist tropes, they may lose their manchild søy super fans.

Nintendo is just too old school for "modern audiences"

what would a movie about smash brothers even be about?

>LoZ
Yes
>Metroid
Yes
>Star Fox
Yes

But connecting them in a CU is dumb, OP.

Kirby directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller
Luigi’s Mansion directed by Tim Burton
Donkey Kong directed by Andy Serkis
Starfox directed by James Gunn
Zelda directed by Guillermo Del Toro
Metroid directed by Dan Trachtenberg
EarthBound directed by Wes Anderson
Smash Bros directed by the Russo brothers.

Please make this the cast for the Zelda movie

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earthbound in fantastic mr fox style would be kino incarnate

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They announced Chris Pratt as the voice of the MAIN MAN MARIO himself right before that big attempt to cancel him. I wonder if Nintendo saw that and started to wonder if there is some kind of Mario movie curse

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it's from that one song that everyone played in the 2000s, you know the one
"it's beeeeeeeeeeeen ONE week since you looked to me"

>smash shit
Kill yourself.

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I hope someone murders this fuck.

>my capeshit is just like the Sistine Chapel
I love this guy I honestly hope he tweets forever

Create a villian who brings in all the main characters to fight in gladiator style matches and enslaves all their sidekicks/friends, have the Main Characters of each franchise learn to work together and use their individual skills to stop the villian and save there people. Could add a side plot about the slaves trying to start an uprising or something

>Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad
What did he mean by this?

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they should make a pokemon movie

oh wait

>dangerous nutcase running poland
I don't remember anything like that happening in 2020. The fuck is he talking about?

they should make a Punch-Out movie

Ippo style

>he thinks they won't have a smash-type Infinity War/Endgame movie
kill YOURSELF

Smash Bros has always been awful cringe shit.

Some small villages in Poland banned pride parades and the government didn't immediately incinerate them

Iirc around 2020 Poland said no more refugees plz and they’re not into pride parades or something
Neither of these things makes a person dangerous or unstable, but character assassination and histrionic labeling is a leftist tactic

smash is just a kid playing with his amiibos. the end boss is a fucking hand

Actually i googled it and the twitter fags were saying the re-elected pres of poland said LGBT weren't human.
Based Poles.

He wants it to be like the Lego movie
All he knows is swapping franchise labels like it’s an equation
So Mario cinematic universe should be Lego + Disney capeshit
That’s how bobs brain works it’s terminal consumption