Tom Cruise BTFO

Tom Cruise BTFO

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turns out you CAN bruise the Cruise

Cruisebros...

tranny michael meyers

>Literal who calls the biggest movie star in the world irrelevant
Lmao

Can't bruise the Cruise.

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Just another old nigga on a young nigga dick

Jealousy is an ugly thing. There is one similarity between the characters Tom plays and that's that they are all competent at what they do so it doesn't conform to the "White male characters have to be brought down a notch" trend in Hollywood.

not like this...

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>Mickey Rourke

I'm sorry, who is he again?

what the fuck was the last notable thing mickey rourke did? iron man 2? he's seething over how the new top gun made 1bill

mickey rourke looks like a melting wax figure.

>mickey rourke
wow dude maybe not talk shit when you haven't been relevant for decades if ever

Nearing ‘danoff levels here. No wonder we are seeing him gradually lose his human form

Wtf

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This is rude but Rourke is insane and used to be a real cool dude so it’s ok.

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Why is it always crusty old white dudes going after successful old white dudes?

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>biggest movie star in the world
LMAO, he's irrelevant

Based AF Rourke

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I wish I was a cute manlet like Tom. I'm short but not as short as him so when I fall over and stuff it's not as funny.

He was that guy that couldn't shoot reverses with his co-stars because they all hated him so fucking much. The "next Deniro" like 20 fucking years ago

Imagine if you were a lil manlet like him with HIS charisma. You could bang 6 foot ladies while having them slap you and call you little boy.

Man what’s the deal with those nails

>one of the most well known actress
>just starred in a movie that's already grossed 600 million so far
>overall a cool guy aside from some weird quirks
>meanwhile Rourke is a bogged out literal who
wtf did Tom do to him to warrant that?

I like Rourke but hasn't he been irrelevant and playing the same role for 35 years?

Is he related to Beta O?

>wtf did Tom do to him to warrant that?
made a military propaganda movie