Lightyear thread

This film was mediocre, but it's probably still better than 90% of capeshit.

Why the fuck did it tank so goddamn hard?

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Nobody asked for it, nobody wanted it, nobody went to see it.

just make them blue instead of black and its a great movie

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>Nobody asked for it, nobody wanted it, nobody went to see it.
I'm a millenialfag, and I loved the first two films, The Buzz Lightyear of Star Command Show, and the Toy Story 2 videogame on N64.

I really REALLY wanted to like this movie.

>Why the fuck did it tank so goddamn hard?
Trailer was bad.
NuPixar doesn't have a positive must-see reputation.
"I'll watch it on DisneyPlus"
Internet outrage machine wrongfully tried to argue that lesbianism is bad instead of hot.
The public is finding IP mining tiresome.
>origin story for a toy

Right, you liked Buzz Lightyear the toy, and Buzz Lightyear the cartoon. You never asked for Buzz Lightyear the real guy.

Something just occurred to me.
The target demo of nostalgic millennials would probably feel awkward walking into a kids movie.
Hence why I watched a camrip.
tokyvideo.com/video/lightyear-full-movie-free

Can't peddle woke films worldwide because outside of the Amerishart Jew bubble no one likes homosexual demoralized dead civilization goyslop

Hot lesbianism is hot, woke lesbianism is cringe

The lesbianism in that movie is mentioned briefly and in passing. Black woman's gf isn't even a character in the movie, and the homosexuality could be snipped from the movie without even the minimal effort rewriting and rerecording new dialogue or scenes. It's enough to just say black woman had a granddaughter, and that's it.

Homosexuality isn't preventing normies from watching "Everything Everywhere All at Once." I haven't watched capeshit in a while, but they're probably plenty gay, and still successful.

>muh kids film should have raunchy lesbian sex scenes
Buddy I agree but we've gotta be realistic and take what we can get, just use your imagination.

>The lesbianism in that movie is mentioned briefly and in passing.
And yet all anyone ever talked about was the lesbian kiss rather than the movie itself, and it was banned in several countries including China. Let that be a lesson next time they try to include gay shit. I say this as someone with a lesbian sister that I support.

CHUDS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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There's not even a kiss!
She gets 3 seconds of screentime just for existing. She doesn't even have a name.
America always clips gay scenes and black people out of Chinese releases.
Why did China ban this movie, and not endless capeshit like Black Panther or "Everything Everywhere All at Once?"

>the homosexuality could be snipped from the movie without even the minimal effort rewriting and rerecording new dialogue or scenes
They literally did that, then the fag employees at Pixar demanded it get put back in because they were seething at Ron DeSantis. From there the gay kiss became basically the only thing people talked about and it bombed.
Social activist employees essentially lost Disney hundreds of millions of dollars, kek. Lasseter would have slapped them down with an iron fist.

You also support her never getting fully accepted in society as an equal I guess.

Antagonizing the audience is less effective these days

It share neither the traits nor tone of the Buzz Lightyear character and movies he was associated with. If it was about a person not named Buzz and with different looks, the movie would have done great.

>Hobbit 2 only failed because trolls.
I read this and I think about a cringey guy like CGP Grey, an education-tuber and podcaster who is a turbonerd redditor who once made a video that looked like a commercial for reddit advertising it as "the home of anonymous"...

CGP Grey said his expectations for the Hobbit movies were low and he still thought it sucked. I guess he's just a homophone or something.

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Don't care, never going to care. Like most millenials I grew up loving Pixar. But I stopped watching their movies after they got totally bought out by Disney. When was that, like 2011? My ex gf made me watch Coco (okay) and Incredibles 2 (pointless). The second I saw the negress in Lightyear's trailer I hit dislike on the vid and forgot it existed. For me, it's not even a matter of "could it have worked?" It's just that I don't give a fuck. Forcing the same old diversity shit makes me actively avoid it. No one will remember that this movie exists in like 6 months.

>Antagonizing the audience is less effective these days
>these days
When was antagonizing audiences effective?

Lassester hates the animated series by the way, also his original idea for cars was better.

>Hot lesbianism is hot, woke lesbianism is cringe
Hot lesbianism mostly just exists in porn, or as “bisexuals” trying to get attention. Actual committed lesbians are usually woke, and lesbian couples often lose their sex drive.

DID ANYONE ACTUALLY WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE???

LIKE FUCKING ANYONE?

Nope, didn't even know about the movie until it came out

here bud
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>Hobbit 2
He's talking about Roast Mutton, the second chapter of the book...

>movie opens by calling me an idiot
What they mean by this?

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>He's talking about Roast Mutton, the second chapter of the book...
Oh wow. That's a really out of fuckin' nowhere reference.
He might as well have said "much like Shindler's List and American History X, it has a lot to do with bigotry."
Infact if he said that, it would have been less stupid or awkwardly worded.

Nope. I let it pass by me like a fart on the breeze.

It just looked fucking boring.

People wanted big galactic adventures with a larger than life hero, they got someone stuck on a brown planet with a failute.