/film/ -Film making general

Any of you guys working on kinos yourself? Always find it weird that a television and film board doesn’t have a thread dedicated to making movies and scripts

Trying to get back to making my horror movie, think I might just make a short instead of going for a full length movie. It’s mostly a hobby so I don’t want it to take to much of my life.

I want some recommendations for psychological horror movies doesn’t matter where their from


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My grandpa died in March and his house he lived in for 50 years was sold to developers in May. I shot a short movie of me going into the barren house, cleaning it, going through the photo albums in the basement and seeing a picture of me and him making ice cream when I was 6, and then I make ice cream in the empty house. Still need to get some footage of the demolished house, I figured that would be the last shot where the credits roll.

sounds based if you edit it to 5 minutes but obnoxiously boring if its any longer than 5 minutes

I make sex tapes. I got a dp who understands my vision after we sat down and watched an extensive playlist of pornography with different camerawork.
I will soon upload my work on pornhub this christmas. Im very proud of my work. Cameras, lighting, an actual set. No one wants to see wrinkled shit stained bed sheets recorded on a cell phone. But also, i cannot concede by making sterile amateur pornography like any other couple on pornhub. My work is my work. I do this for my art. Sex. I am the terrence malick of porn. I'll link my work when its ready.

Sounds great desu, a nice memento

I make movies every night in my head but most of them suck desu unless I’m forgetting any good ones

>why don't you pressure a bunch of friends and relatives to help you make a film with you that no one will ever watch even if you put it for free on youtube and will waste you a couple of thousands of dollars at best?

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Unequivocally based

tell stories of casting

How do you get the performers? How much do you pay them?

What do you think your horror movie will be about?

I have no clue what to do with my footage. The audio is all over the place and the focus goes in and out for some shots (yes I made a lot of rookie mistakes). I could try to edit it to a song or some monologue.

Hollywood lurks, and steals ideas like DJ Dubbi stole indie music from Any Forums. Any Forums is savvy and knows not to post their kino ideas.

could be a kino music video if you found the right band

>Always find it weird that a television and film board doesn’t have a thread dedicated to making movies and scripts

There are no talented people on Any Forums. There used to be a decade ago, motivated guys who got shit done because the community was passionate shitlords back then. Now it's just losers edgelords and people trapped here forever. Go to any hobby board like /lit/ and go into the general for whatever they're creating in there. Writing, art, etc. Go read what their ideas are and look at samples of their work (if they deign to put any on here) and look at how generic and hackneyed each one is, all of it no different from the same garbage all forms of entertainment are already flooded with just with an extra veneer of smugness or meanness spread over it. If you gave every user of Any Forums the same resources and money JJ got and told them to make a serious attempt at creating a Star Wars film 10% of them would make The Force Awakens and 90% of them would make Turkish Spider Man. If you gave them 200 million and resources and asked them to make their own film 99.99999% wouldn't even finished and of the rest 99% would be unwatchable.

If you have the talent drive and resources to make film GTFO Any Forums because this place is not for talented and motivated people. Its for losers.

Got two in my head, ones a generic slasher but I think that’ll be pretty fun to make.

The other is a slowburn about loss, and guilt that fuels this demonic haunting. This one seems a little easier for me. Think the demon will posses different forms during the hauntings which could lead to some cool stuff.

I . . . I have bad news for you user. /lit/ is an 80iq board, it's the biggest dunning-krueger honeypot I've ever seen. There's lots of interesting content on there, but none of it is written by the posters who are all in worlds of their own.

Your bucket crab manifesto is pretty sad, it seems like projection and also you don't know or care about making films. You're just being negative to be negative, and that's sad.

Love that psychological horror! Even if you make a silly slasher I'm sure if you ever have kids of grandkids they would love to see what you made.

Upon reflection I feel the best base to moviemaking is money. If you spend your 20s selling your soul to become a multi-millionaire in your 30s, you will actually have some real cash to throw around and realize your vision. In the meantime you can work on scriptwriting and planning your great ideas.

every film/tv discussion on every website other than Any Forums is a circle jerk over the top 250 list off imdb. try to mention anything negative about films that arent designated to be shittalked and watch as you get dogpiled by dickriders. this place is fucking hell but atleast you can shit-talk movies that are genuinely bad but seem to wave a magic wand over consooomers.
t. worked on a 3 months ago

Yeah me too, it also the most practical could theoretically make it with a single person.
I have no doubt.

*worked on a feature 3 months ago
also plenty of people in the industry want to shit talk popular things but cant risk the fallout on social media

you're better off just burning your pile of money in the backyard than funding your own movie.
if your movie idea is worthwhile at all, get a studio or production company to finance it, or move on.

I will think about what might fit it. I should set aside a day to edit what I have into something that resembles decency.

All of my movie ideas are very day-in-the-life so that makes sense for me (they would have relatively low budgets).

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I used lit as an example. I'm not going to list every board where some sad user makes a creator general for writing/art/video games/rpgmaker fap games.

I'm being negative because it's the only way to save the one or two kids lurking in here who think asking for advice of any kind let alone creative advice on Any Forums is good. There is no talent on here. There's likely no talent on any online forum anymore, the talented people are either out there doing it or they're never going to. What purpose does such a thread serve when nobody here except perhaps OP will ever make even a 5 second clip of something? Nobody here has any experience with actual equipment or filmmaking. None have read a single book on directing. The only thing they can do is pitch their dumbfuck ideas which as I said are always stupid and uninteresting or wildly unfeasible to film, because coming up with a word smear of a story idea is easy as shit but no user will ever sit their ass done and actually type up a treatment for it let alone something like a novel or script. It's just a waste of time. If you want suggestions for good psychological horror movies just make a thread dedicated to that, but even then that's a waste because the way Any Forums is set up is horrible for serious discussion.

>no one on here will ever read a book on films, write a script, shoot a scene, or have a good idea
big if true