Supposed to be “a cross between Lord of The Rings meets The Princess Bride”

Supposed to be “a cross between Lord of The Rings meets The Princess Bride”.

It’s gonna be cheesy, isn’t it?

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D&D is a retarded medium for retarded low IQ uninspired "storytellers" who don't grasp logic or why hard divisions (class shit) are so damaging.

Also it's been taken over by the woke. It is guaranteed to be a cesspit of various shades of brown.

That sounds cool, too bad it will suck.

dnd is fun to play but all the secondary shit is cancer

>watch movie
>have to house rule the shit that doesn't make sense
No thanks

>D&D
>storytellers
bro...

I just want to see Sophia get Drowed.

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Pay the white wolf fag no mind

Yes, roleplaying games are about telling (and sharing in) stories.

Every D&D related show/movie/YouTube series is cringe as fuck. Video games are good though

lol

You want to support this cringe tone of fantasy? Garbage like Arcane?

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>It is guaranteed to be a cesspit of various shades of brown

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I remember seeing people playing and using a Dungeons and Dragons sourcebook when I was a kid and I don't remember it having anything to do with the faggot shit fantasy they have in the movies. Was that some spinoff? It was more science fiction it seemed.

That was a cartoon and not really reflective of the game or setting. I mean they each had a special power weapon. They weren't native to the setting, they were all Earth children who got trapped in that world. It doesn't make sense the entire party would be human, let alone children.

It was always fantasy. But it isn't exclusive. Old school D&D (pre-2000s) had a very noticeable charm to it.

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>D&D is a retarded medium for retarded low IQ uninspired "storytellers"
D&D is literally just a group game for nerds. It has nothing to do with storytelling, because everytime you as a dm have a great story idea the players fuck it up.

Isn't Lord of the rings meets princess bride just "princess bride"?
There's magic and giants and mystical creatures and warring kingdoms and wizards and shit in princess bride already.

So it's a shitty storytelling system then? "Dood look at my homebrew"

probably wasn't D&D then I must be remembering it wrong

"lord of the rings" means Gay themes

There are no wizards in princess bride
And that giant is just a big guy

Cute monke goat

>There are no wizards in princess bride
Miracle Max and his witch of a wife.

it will be Jumanji 2017 with a D&D skin

is tehre any chance theyll show hot sex and explicit penetration on it? and big tits and pussys