How the FUCK does someone with good looks like him only starred in absolute no-name TRASH production...

How the FUCK does someone with good looks like him only starred in absolute no-name TRASH production, outside of Starship Troopers?

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his hairline hasn’t receded one bit and he’s only gotten more handsome with the grey beard, damn impressive

Too white for Hollykike.

He's also a charisma blackhole.

>men age like fine w-

>from chad to daddy

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Good looks aren't everything. He can't act.

Someone needs to bottle his genetics.

I don’t even look human compared to people like that. You only get one shot at life and I get to spend mine as a hideous low IQ fuck that everybody makes fun of.

too handsome. jon hamm has the same problem

he's not that good looking, I'm better looking than him and I'm pumping single mothers from Tinder full of my cum while sucking on their huge postpartum boobas every other night

Manlet who can't act. I saw him in Vegas once. He's listed at 5' 10", he's lucky if he's topping out at 5' 7".

That seems to be an optional requirement in Hollywood.

Starship Troopers is a trash production so that's probably why.

It's not though.

>why yes, I do base my self-esteem on my height

found the disgusting manlet

Imagine being so spiteful of another man's height. Are you a woman?

It is.

Wtf? I hate Starship Troopers now!

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I'm from Buenos Aires and I say he can act

Reminder that this pretty boy was molested as a teen.
Such is the fate of all beautiful things if not protected and guarded carefully, male or female.

Based A. Wyatt Mann.

>He can't act.
And?

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Based Wyatt.