>Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my god, because you just can't win.
Holy shit, instant divorce in my opinion.
>Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my god, because you just can't win.
Holy shit, instant divorce in my opinion.
weak ass bait lol
formerly married
How is it bait, you retard? It's a direct quote from the show.
Many such cases
say your prayers, bitch.
Sneed
Homer was wrong in this episode and realizes it at the end
Explain why this is wrong
God isn't real
>Homer, please don't make me choose between my chuck and my sneed, because you just can't win.
Holy shit, instant divorce in my opinion.
I miss Phil Hartman
he is in the simpsons universe
>God is almighty and made you the way you are, with perfect knowledge of how you'd turn out.
>Still disapproves of your decisions.
>Christfags really believe there are trees older than the sun
Yes. But in context, Homer believes in God too, so he should agree with her because of all the nonsense christcucks believe in, like "God always comes first" "If God wanted to fuck my wife I would sit and watch" etc.
I can't believe there actually used to be wholesome shit like this on TV in the 90s
72 virgins are waiting for you user, we promise. Just start killing your neighbors for us.
>Sneed, please don't make me choose between my seed and my feed, because Chuck just can't win
wht you mean?? wholesome shit was everywhere back then