He is no longer me
He is no longer me
Mason Price
Camden Ross
Wrong. You are no longer him
Hunter Taylor
he's literally me
Jace Torres
Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Why aren't they married?
Ian Turner
...
Jordan Rivera
no genitals
Hunter Moore
Give her a break, she's working like twenty different jobs. You'd rather she give birth to a child that she would inevitably neglect and leave to turn feral?
Admittedly, she's only working those jobs to fund her ridiculously ostentatious lifestyle with jetskis and tiaras.
Brayden Smith
They're so smooth
David Turner
this is going to be a tough transformation... but I'll do it for the goose
Julian Roberts
>a closeted transwoman who wants to be like Barbie
He is literally and unironically just like me.
Charles Parker
why has no one assaulted them yet
Luke Gonzalez
>Takes off pants
>Perfectly smooth
Eli Taylor
new persona will drop on the 22nd user
Evan Thomas
He's even closer to me now
Luke Hughes
It's not mandatory anymore. Two generations ago you had to them to survive old age, now having kids is optional. Some do them cause they feel bored in their life.
Evan Martinez
Ken got a vasectomy and Barbie has had 6 abortions.
Ryan Mitchell
People say this meme but Ryan gosling is most likely gay af.
His awkward sensibilities on screen. His meekish facial features. The fact that he got raped as a kid by execs at the Mickey Mouse Club. The fact that no one gets far in Hollywood without being a homo
Aaron Gutierrez
He's definitely me now though
Josiah Young
whats that movie about?
Brandon Cooper
I'll have you know I'm straight as an arrow, and no one diddled me.
Levi Green
There's no place to buy his outfit. I got quotes from tailors and it's over $2500, and that doesn't include the roller blades. I'm going to have to sell my car for this outfit.