What would you do with 300 million?

What would you do with 300 million?

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Buy a house on a pacific island and forget I ever browsed this shithole

2 chicks at the same time

Move to my dream house in a dream country (Japan). Fuck escorts every day. Take care of my family. Browse Any Forums. Eat the best food possible. Build the best home theater.

>I LOVE YOU 3000... MILLION DOLLARINOS
What did Tony Downey Jr mean by this?

Go to cool places
Get a sick RV and do a road trip across America
Then fly to Europe and do the same
Hire the best escorts in every city and have them do whatever I wanted
Give money to random people on the street just because I can
Buy some nice clothes
Rent out cinemas and watch my favourite films on the big screen
Go to some good footy games

Probably the same thing I do today,
hide at home, avoiding human interraction and not picking up my phone.

buy a nice ass RV and drive around the country to small white towns and hide 1,000 dollars around in cool hiding places for its citizens to find (would leave a total of 30,000 in each town)

Leg extension surgery

Wow, your favorite country is Japan? No way bro, that’s so unique and interesting.

Heh... That's it? That's what you'd do with 300 million dollars?

Holy shit you are absolutely seething

This is what I'd do but I could do stuff with my friends too that I haven't seen in years. I'm not sure why people ask
>what would you do if you were rich
because some people (myself) can lie in bed and think about it for hours and have done so for a long time.

I remember reading a post a long time ago on Any Forums that was so accurate that I still remember it. Maybe I wrote it but I'm not sure. I probably did write it. Anyway, what I wrote was:
Life is like an open world game with a thousand things to do but you can't do any of them because they're all locked behind microtransactions. That's how I feel about life.
Do you want to sit at a bar with your friends? Well, those drinks cost money. Want to go visit some country? Expensive ass plane ticket.
I know exactly why money exists because it's just a representation of physical labour but there are people with countless millions who can do whatever they want and then others who do nothing at all.
So, yeah, life isn't very good. It's probably why I check out of reality mentally.

not him but it's true, whenever a fag says he wants to move to Japan it automatically means you are fat white guy in his late 20s whom never had sex nor have friends, spending 18hrs a day everyday playing gay switch games and watches anime, i bet you mf you learned Japanese alphabet and read about thier culture thinking nip girls will fight over you because your are white.

3 million home in Vegas with basically no property tax
250k tricked out DeLorean including insurance, maintenance, etc.
1 million in prostitutes over 20 years
500k in weed and food over 20 years
AF15 - 4 - $50k
FF1 - 3.5 - $25k
Hulk1 - 3 - $25k
Spidy1 - 6 - 25k
JiM83 - 7 - $25k
Tos39 - 6 - $25k
Xmen1 - 6 - 25k
DD1 - 8.5 - $25k
Hulk181 - 9.6 - 25k
>295 million left
shit I guess I don't know

Make sure the small group of peoppe I love never have to want again. Thats about it. With more than that I would develop a real T Virus and accidently drop it.

Buy a house. Invest most of it. Fuck a few high class whores.

You're definitely not a gambler if you couldn't think of a way to blow 300 million. I could blow it accidentally. I could fly to Macau and play in million dollar buy in Poker matches and lose it like that. I probably would be tempted to do something like that.
I would have to be on some serious drugs to play until I lost it all because if I lost half then I would just leave the country.

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Yeah I have basically zero interest in gambling which is why I think I'm such a good candidate to move to Vegas irl. I have about a dozen reasons to move there that don't include gambling. Legal pot and prostitutes being the two most important.

>Yeah I have basically zero interest in gambling

That's good. I'm a poorfag but also a gambler at heart so there's no such thing as too much money for me because I could lose it. I just think too much. Like
>what am i going to do with 300 million
>i'll fly somewhere really nice and stay in a 5 star hotel and then play a game with other rich people, except this game is like risking your life with how much money is being moved around
I think the experience of doing that is the most exciting thing and it's not about making more money because I don't need a billion dollars. I don't even need 300 million but I do want to see what the rich people get up to.
I already know what poor people get up to and it's nothing. They work, some drink, watch TV and so on. They do very little. Whereas if I hang around rich people then I'll get to see and learn what kinds of crazy shit they get up to.

Would use it to avoid people and the modern world for the rest of my life.

fuckin a

Buy 1 million alpacas and a megapint