Tfw no phoenix gf

>tfw no phoenix gf
Why even live?

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feels bad man

are her feet up on a box or something? wtf

I'd suck her dick if she had one.

>if

Heavy dyke vibes tho.

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>phoenix
>not hangman
you're never gonna make it, op

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>Hangman
>Not Iceman
Even in death he's still #1

never gonna make it into your fag bed?

>has one scene in the film
>tries to convince Pete (again) to stop being a bitch
>fails
>dies five minutes later
they did Val dirty

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Did anyone else try growing a mustache after seeing this? I tried, but it came out really bad and now I just look like a creep.

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come on over I'll teach you some manners, emphasis on the man.

He can't talk and has cancer. He's lucky to be in the movie at all, and his character was handled with respect.

>do nothing you didn't already do in the first film
>die
>death doesn't even affect main character
>>respect
these movies are trash my man
I'd rather watch Batman Eternity

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Bros..

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>in a top gun thread
>afraid of a little man on man action
get a load of this fag

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Out of all the Navy girls on tv and movies she’s not the best looking

>inb4 sniffing

Just to emphasize how bad Maverick really is, both the film and the character;
Pete's declined credit card has more screentime and greater impact on the plot than Iceman.

>phoenix
because you keep getting boners